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The Secret Life of Everyday Gremlins: A Field Guide for the Doomed
Introduction: Welcome to the Chaos For centuries, humanity has blamed bad luck, clumsiness, or “just one of those days” for life’s minor disasters. Lost socks. Dropped calls. Popcorn that smells like a Viking funeral. But the truth is far stranger, and far more sinister: Gremlins.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Outsourcing Hell. Top Story - May 2025.
Because of Satan’s recent decision to outsource their jobs, a group of rebellious demons found themselves with endless idle time on their hoofs, tentacles, mandibles, and hands. Miserable fiends huddled together in flaming magma, with nothing to do but suffer.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago in Humor
The Lies We Tell at Family Gatherings
Every family has their quirks. Some hide them, some embrace them, and some put them proudly on display at every family gathering. But let’s be honest—family reunions, birthdays, or holiday dinners wouldn’t be complete without a sprinkling of lies. Not malicious lies, of course. More like those funny, exaggerated, sometimes suspiciously recycled tales that somehow become tradition.
By Aariz ullah5 months ago in Humor
The Time I Tried to Adult and Failed Miserably
Introduction: The Myth of Adulthood When I was younger, I thought adulthood meant having life figured out — a steady job, a clean apartment, bills paid on time, and the mysterious ability to cook meals without burning them. What I didn’t realize was that adulthood is basically googling “how to fix this” every other day while pretending you’re in control.
By Nadeem Shah 5 months ago in Humor
My Epic Fail at Yoga Class
Introduction: The Myth of My Flexibility I had always believed yoga was simple. Peaceful breathing, soft music, a few stretches — how hard could it be? Friends swore it changed their lives, improved their posture, and helped them “find inner balance.” I wanted all that. What I didn’t expect was to find myself becoming the accidental comedy act of the entire class.
By Nadeem Shah 5 months ago in Humor
How I Accidentally Became the Office Meme
Introduction: The Day My Dignity Took a Coffee Break They say every office has “that person” — the one who becomes the story everyone retells at lunch. I never thought I’d be that person. I liked blending in, keeping my head down, and letting others be the subject of harmless gossip. But fate had other plans, and it all began with a single, innocent cup of coffee…
By Nadeem Shah 5 months ago in Humor
The Dangerous Myth of The Morning Person
I’m up before dawn most days. I don’t know if it’s because of the job - rural mail carrier - or the autism, the ADHD, or some rogue hormonal imbalance acting like a busted rooster. I don't even need my alarm anymore really.
By Danielle Katsouros5 months ago in Humor
How to Survive a Family Road Trip Without Turning Into a Cryptid
There comes a point in every person’s life, when they must embark on the most dangerous, character-defining journey of all... the family road trip! Forget Everest... Forget the moon landing... A road trip with your relatives is where legends are made and human beings mutate into mysterious highway creatures, sustained entirely on Fun-yuns and spite.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Views Of A Vixon 1
This very moment is the most wonderful time to ask this old classic quick question. Have you ever heard " Where do you think that sass is going to get you"? Normally, whenever we would hear that, it would mean we're getting into trouble, right? What if this time, it didn't mean that we were in trouble at all? So, you may guess that is not the meaning this time.
By LaBree Johnson5 months ago in Humor
Teaching Abroad in Thailand Was Delightfully Odd
I taught English in small-town Thailand for two and a half years. These are some of the memories that have stuck with me. I'd love to tell you it was the moments when I saw the lightbulb flicker behind some innocent child's eyes as I helped them grasp some tricky grammar point.
By Kieran Torbuck5 months ago in Humor
