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Press Conference from the Pamplona 'Encierro' Bull Run
Announcer: We now go over to the post-match press conference in Pamplona, Spain where the American team, the bulls of the Portland Gores are live. They’ve just finished their special international game at the famous Bull Run in the city. They’re the first foreign team to have taken part.
By Parody and Satire5 months ago in Humor
Love Sucks & Then You Fry 🔥
Pain began each day for him— physical agony undreamed of by mere mortals. It was always the same. 🥱 First, straight out of his snake-ridden dung heap bed, he was flayed alive, his flesh peeled off his hideous body by a series of ingenious rollers and razors. Every inch of his epidermis was meticulously sliced away, unveiling a few billion live nerves. Apish-monsters-with-praying-mantis-heads then pushed, prodded, and poked him, rolling his skinless body in a great dune of salt. When he was pulled screaming from the sodium, he was ran under a lava shower, then entrapped in an absolute zero frost. Chipping him out of the ice block, the monsters also inflicted 666 new stab wounds before he was finally released for duty in Satan's service.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago in Humor
The Hare and the Tortoise
In a quiet meadow surrounded by tall oaks and whispering grasses, animals often gathered to talk, play, and sometimes brag about their talents. Among them lived Hare, the fastest runner in the forest. With sleek legs and boundless energy, Hare never missed a chance to boast.
By ismailghazi5 months ago in Humor
In The Beginning There Was Dust
It's difficult to say that Arazma Beetlebrush, the only real wizard, had a beginning point. Like many ideas floating around on planet Earth, in the early 2020s, truth came in many forms. That truth emanating as several different perceptions of events that took place when Arazma would randomly appear.
By Nigel Sanders5 months ago in Humor
The Misguided Map
Harold had never left his tiny hometown, and Marvin had a reputation for terrible ideas. So when Marvin burst into Harold’s living room waving an old, crumpled map, Harold didn’t question the strange markings or the promise of “untold treasure.” He only questioned why Marvin had eaten the last slice of cake.
By LUNA EDITH5 months ago in Humor
Another F*cking Horror Podcast
Like any episodic format — whether it’s video, audio, or print — staleness, predictability, and ennui can creep in. That’s not the case, however, with Another F*cking Horror Podcast, which seems to get better with time. Since our last review, the show has become even more entertaining, the co-hosts more experienced, and the snark more, well, snarkier.
By Frank Racioppi5 months ago in Humor
The Secret Life of Everyday Gremlins: A Field Guide for the Doomed
Introduction: Welcome to the Chaos For centuries, humanity has blamed bad luck, clumsiness, or “just one of those days” for life’s minor disasters. Lost socks. Dropped calls. Popcorn that smells like a Viking funeral. But the truth is far stranger, and far more sinister: Gremlins.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Outsourcing Hell. Top Story - May 2025.
Because of Satan’s recent decision to outsource their jobs, a group of rebellious demons found themselves with endless idle time on their hoofs, tentacles, mandibles, and hands. Miserable fiends huddled together in flaming magma, with nothing to do but suffer.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago in Humor
The Lies We Tell at Family Gatherings
Every family has their quirks. Some hide them, some embrace them, and some put them proudly on display at every family gathering. But let’s be honest—family reunions, birthdays, or holiday dinners wouldn’t be complete without a sprinkling of lies. Not malicious lies, of course. More like those funny, exaggerated, sometimes suspiciously recycled tales that somehow become tradition.
By Aariz ullah5 months ago in Humor
