The Pompous Post
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Welcome to The Pompous Post.... We specialize in weaponized wit, tactful tastelessness, and unapologetic satire! Think of us as a rogue media outlet powered by caffeine, absurdism, and the relentless pursuit to make sense from nonsense.
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America’s Least Useful Innovations...
Innovation is the backbone of America. Not the useful kind... no, the other kind. The kind born in windowless conference rooms. The kind introduced with a slide deck. The kind that solves problems nobody has, while quietly creating several new ones.
By The Pompous Post12 days ago in Humor
THE LEFT-HANDED PENCIL CONSPIRACY
If you listen closely in classrooms, construction sites, cubicles, and break rooms across America, you’ll hear it. A faint, weary sigh. A sigh belonging to the forgotten, the ignored, the graphite-smudged minority known as… left-handed people.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
WHY DOES IT COST $100 FOR A PIZZA POCKET AND A TOILET BRUSH?
Economists, psychologists, and at least three very confused cashiers have confirmed a groundbreaking discovery. You cannot, under ANY circumstance, walk into a store for one item… and walk out with only that one item.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
The “Five-Second Rule” Is Scientifically Valid!
In a stunning revelation that has shocked scientists, parents, and snack enthusiasts alike, researchers at the Institute of Selective Germ Theory have officially confirmed that the “Five-Second Rule” is, in fact, scientifically valid. Provided that one counts extremely quickly and maintains unwavering confidence while doing so.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
THE INNER MONOLOGUE OLYMPICS: Overthinking Events You Haven’t Even Attended Yet
In a stunning display of psychological endurance, humanity has collectively entered what experts are calling The Inner Monologue Olympics. A high-stakes mental tournament where every competitor is both the athlete and their own worst critic.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
