L.C. Schäfer
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I'm not a writer! I've just had too much coffee!
Sometimes writes under S.E.Holz
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Chicken & Slug Pie
Three things before we get going, because I know you are IMPATIENT to begin: Chicken & Mushroom, ok? I just hate mushrooms. They are like eating slugs, and if you like them, you are weird. I am giving you two options here: a scaled down one for a serving for one, and a family size version that will do one big pie, or 4-6 individual ones. As pies go, this is pretty easy, but against the sort of dish I usually go for, this is very complicated. I recommend you read anyway, for the entertainment value, but in terms of attempting the dish, you should give up now.
By L.C. Schäfer3 months ago in Feast
Chronic Wellness
Maybe there's nothing more depressing in the whole world than an English city on a dull, wet day in early February. The sky heaves grey and bored. With nothing better to do, it acts like a sort of meteorological burger press. Londoners scurry beneath it, but they can't escape it's crushing inevitability.
By L.C. Schäfer3 months ago in Fiction
Swipe Right For Guns & Amour
Lee, 31 29 Location: East London Height: 6'1" Weight: 185 lbs Job: warehouse night shift / part-time mechanic Looking for: someone chill. no drama. About Me: I cook pretty good. Risottos my thing. Hate small talk. Brunch is a scam. Crypto is a scam. Cops can jog the f on 🖕 Likes: football, top gear the old one with Clarkson, anything with Jason Statham. Message me if: you like the vibes I'm not for you if: you judge drunk tattoos or like Tailor Swift
By L.C. Schäfer3 months ago in Fiction
Daria's Mum. Top Story - October 2025.
It started weeks ago. Daria was smiling more. Little, private smiles, like she was in on a joke nobody else knew about. She spent more time in her room. More time on her phone. I’d knock to ask about dinner and she’d shout "I’m busy!" like I’d interrupted something sacred. I figured it was a boy.
By L.C. Schäfer3 months ago in Fiction
Tethered/Shackled
Cass stayed in the kitchen. After putting the kettle on, and lining up the mugs like watchful soldiers, she started attacking the drawers. Every kitchen has a junk drawer, right? With a tangle of old wires, a scattering of dead batteries and old keys, and maybe, just maybe, an old phone...
By L.C. Schäfer3 months ago in Fiction
