L.C. Schäfer
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I'm not a writer! I've just had too much coffee!
Sometimes writes under S.E.Holz
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The Trouble With Interdimensional Travel. Top Story - January 2026.
So, for Christmas, I got an interdimensional portal machine. It doesn't take up as much room as you might imagine. A little bigger than your average laptop, actually, so it slides under my sofa neatly when I’m not using it. Very safe. Very convenient. There is also a suit, like a wetsuit, but much smaller and thinner. It's extraordinarily stretchy. I roll that up and tuck it in the back of the dresser drawer.
By L.C. Schäfer8 days ago in Fiction
A Christmas Glitch. Top Story - December 2025.
The twins were dead. Our hero knew it, and you may imagine that a little something in him unclenched when he saw the news on his screen. Now, at last, he was truly free of them, and the knowledge was like a sigh. Were he a balloon animal, one segment of his torso (or his neck, or one intestinal-esque limb) would have gently unscrewed itself. His heart and lungs lost a little creak that he didn't even know he'd been carrying.
By L.C. Schäferabout a month ago in Fiction
Thou Shalt Not Set Fire to a Nunnery
"You're going to have to help me move the body." Julie stood in the doorway to my room, which was a cell really, and she was as close to breathless as I'd ever seen her. She looked dashing in the moonlight, and lit up with the glow of adventure.
By L.C. SchäferExclusive • about a month ago
Thou Shalt Not Love
My name is… Better I say it not. If one of the sisters finds my scribbling, and it has no name on it, I can widen my eyes and say, I don’t know how that got there! Whoever could have written such things? But if my name is upon it, that would be terrible, no?
By L.C. SchäferExclusive • 2 months ago
Hitting Pause
I'm still going to write daily - just not here. I know, I know - you are devastated. My daily writing streak is currently on #163. Provided I keep writing every day, I'm going to consider it intact when December rolls around. It'll be here before any of us know it!
By L.C. Schäfer2 months ago in Writers
"Unnatural"
It was a beautiful day. Always was, with her. My perfect wife. It should've been a beautiful day. We walked hand in hand through the park. I tried to concentrate on the sunlight, the smell of cut grass. Her smile. The feel of her hand, that little bite of static.
By L.C. Schäfer2 months ago in Fiction
