The Group Chat Roast. Top Story - December 2024.
“Guys, I think my phone is freaked out,” Mia announced in the group chat.
Ethan replied first. “Didn’t we agree last week you’re not allowed to watch horror movies alone anymore?”
“No, I’m serious! My autocorrect has gone rogue,” Mia typed back.
Lila joined in. “It’s autocorrect, Mia. It’s been sabotaging humanity since 2007. Get in line.”
“NO, listen! I was texting my mom about making chicken for dinner, and it corrected ‘chicken’ to ‘children.’”
Ethan: “Honestly? Sounds like your mom should be concerned about YOU, not your phone.”
Lila: “‘Hey Mom, let’s roast some children for dinner.’ I love it.”
“STOP,” Mia wrote, but Ethan was already on a roll.
Ethan: “Imagine your mom replying, ‘Make sure they’re seasoned well.’”
Lila: “And Mia’s like, ‘Don’t worry, Mom, I marinated them in teriyaki.’”
Mia: “I HATE BOTH OF YOU.”
