Digital_FootPrint1212
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Writer, Producer & Lover of everything Nature.
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I Just Teleported Back to 1990
What happens when you do the impossible? What happens when you finally slay that giant? Well, after your celebratory moment, you're left with a few questions such as, was what I accomplished a fluke? And can I do it again?
By Digital_FootPrint1212about a year ago in Unbalanced
Sometimes I Just Feel Like Giving Up
Man, I need a miracle. It feels like life has me down by 33 points in the 4th quarter and I have no freaking clue on how or if I can get back in the game. My apologies on the lame ass sports analogy but lately, I’ve just been so down in the dumps that I’m barely making it through the day.
By Digital_FootPrint1212about a year ago in Humans
Meat & Greet: Chatroom Fantasies Come True
Ahhh, the chatroom scene of the early to late 2000's. It was such a glorious time of anything goes where a simple "hello, how are you" could lead to freaky chat talk and all of a sudden a great pair of tits would appear across your computer screen.
By Digital_FootPrint1212about a year ago in Filthy
Love is a Many Splendored Thing? Not Really
Man, love stinks and I’m not just talking about any ole’ caca either. I’m talking about a porta-potty situated in a construction site in the peak of Summer where all the workers have had several helpings from the local vending truck.
By Digital_FootPrint1212about a year ago in Humans
Private Fantasies, Vol. 1. Content Warning.
Lately, I've been toying around with the concept of having two wives. Now ladies, don't all jump down my throat just yet before you hear me out. The extra lady would be doing the work you don't feel like doing all the time like laundry, or washing the dishes or sucking me off underneath the table.
By Digital_FootPrint1212about a year ago in Filthy
Power-Slammed
Goldberg Vs. Steven Regal: What in the Hell Really Happened Is there any business out there that isn’t cutthroat?! I mean, is there one industry where folks are not trying to stab the next man in the back just to get ahead and a little more bread?! And you wonder why we’re all still slaves on the got’damn plantation!
By Digital_FootPrint1212about a year ago in Geeks
Wanted Dead or Alive?
We often look at celebrities and think to ourselves that these folks really have it made. They're on tv shows, live in big mansions and have millions in the bank. What could possibly go wrong in their lives? Then you hear about them dropping dead out of nowhere.
By Digital_FootPrint1212about a year ago in Humans
What in the (Axel) F...is Going On With this Movie
Eddie Murphy Scores an A+ With His Return as the Wisecracking Det. Axel F You know the old saying, "let a sleeping dog lie?" Well, that's how I felt when I heard about a new BHC movie. I'm thinking you already fucked up with the last film so why not just let the franchise' legacy rest with the first two films?!
By Digital_FootPrint1212about a year ago in Geeks
What in the Axel F.........is Going on With this Film?!
Eddie Murphy is BACK reprising his role as wisecracking cop, Axel Foley, heading back to Cali once again. This time, it’s not only to arrest some bad guys but to bring some prestige back to the “BHC” franchise and rid himself of that awful stench from the last film.
By Digital_FootPrint12122 years ago in Geeks
