
Digital_FootPrint1212
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Writer, Producer & Lover of everything Nature.
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I Just Saw a Man Shoot Uncle Dave! Ain't No Place Safe Anymore
What kind of a sick bastard would shoot a man at a theme park? Now, I could understand if it was over ticket prices but trying to take somebody out just to cover up another crime is the most cowardly act I've ever seen.
By Digital_FootPrint12122 years ago in Geeks
Ladies, You Will Always Get More Milk With Honey.......So Be Sweeter
She's everything that I've always wanted in a woman. She has no tattoos, smells nice and has a rack like a young Pam Anderson and an ass so firm you could bounce a Jack Kennedy half dollar off of it.
By Digital_FootPrint12122 years ago in Filthy
You Were Never "Better Off Dead" Because the 1980's Were So Rad
Cusack Strikes Out With This 80's Flop What do you do when your kid brother gets laid more often then you? I mean, your brother's in a room full of hookers, your ex is riding the slopes with another man while your busy trying to off yourself.
By Digital_FootPrint12122 years ago in Geeks
Hot Spanish Mami Receives Her BIGGEST.........................Dividend
I was down at the bank the other day handing some business when I saw hot, young vixen in my midst. Suddenly, my mind wasn't on making a withdrawal anymore but on a big deposit inside this sweet thing's snatch.
By Digital_FootPrint12122 years ago in Filthy
Axel Foley Was Right! You Should Never Fall For a Banana In Your Tailpipe
Ahhhh! Beverly Hills! The land of palm trees, fast cars & even faster women. The ideal place for a vacay unless you're on the hunt for a murderous art dealer who had your best friend offed.
By Digital_FootPrint12122 years ago in Geeks
