She's Hotter Than a 4 Alarm Fire

I don't know why but I'm sitting here watching Some Like It Hot. Oh, I just came up with one real good reason. Marilyn Monroe! I don't think anything else needs to be said.

That woman was so hot that she would've had you co-signing on some beachfront property and taking her on trips all around the world.

Now that's really saying something because some women ain't worth a trip to Target.

There was a scene early up in the film when she finally made her first appearance where she was walking through a train station.

And what an appearance it was.

She had a walk on her that could stop traffic in the greater New York Metropolitan area.

The way she shook those hips would've had Richard Simmons salivating. 

Seeing Ms. Monroe walk past him would've straigthened him right on out.

You know I never realized just how curvy she was. 

I could only imagine how she looked in her peak in person. I bet she was quite the view to behold. 

Plus, not only could she act but she could sing as well. I never realized that she possessed all that great talent.

This might not be the movie for me but Marilyn Monroe's certainly the woman that any man, with a heart beat, would surely desire.

Can you believe that it's been well over 60 years since she's been gone?!

Since then, there's been millions of imitators but nobody can duplicate that poetry in motion. 

They haven't even come close.

My only critique of this film would be that they could've just cut out Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon's parts and made the whole movie with just Marilyn and I bet you anything that it would've been an even bigger hit.

Watching movies like these and seeing all of the enchanting actresses of the time period makes me have a greater understanding of why they refer to that era as "classic Hollywood."

In my humble opinion, the starlettes that came afterward just weren't able to duplicate their elegance mixed with jaw-dropping beauty and humility.

Now, the only thing with Ms. Monroe is that when I stare into them pretty eyes of hers, I can just tell that she would've been a bit of a headache at times.

She would be well worth the migraine though especially seeing her in that dress right here in this next scene.

Good Gawd! Good Gawd! (in a Jim Ross voice)

Tony Curtis better put that wing down and grab ahold of one of those thighs or breasts and I'm not talking about the damn chicken either. 

And, she's braless too?!

Shaking my head! I really was born in the wrong damn decade.

What I wouldn't give just to inhale her beautiful scent one time in my life. I bet Marilyn smelled like sweet Heaven.

Alright! Enough of this! My testosterone levels are starting to dip watching this film.

Oh, wait they cut back to Marilyn making out with Curtis. Okay, my t-levels are back.

Smh. Tony Curtis just said, 

"he had a funny sensation in his toes."

You got Marilyn in your arms kissing you all over and you say something silly like that?! That's the fastest way to dry up some coochie if I ever seen one.

C'mon, man! When you have one of the most beautiful women in the world in your arms, the last place you should feel a sensation would be in in your toes but I digress.

Again, he's doing too much talking. Enough with all the chit-chat; Just bone her already, my dude.

Now you know this is some Hollywood bullsh*t because in real life, any man would be having breakfast with Ms. Monroe the next day. 

Alrignt! Back to the MacGyver marathon. Later folks!