How to Stay Single
Introduction: Congratulations on Your Independence
First of all, congratulations. Staying single in a world that treats coupledom like a competitive sport is no small feat. You are about to embark on a bold, intentional lifestyle choice. Perhaps you have already stumbled into it and decided to unpack your bags. Either way, this instruction manual exists to guide you through the noble art of remaining unattached, unbothered, and refreshingly self-directed. It is for the fatigued, who desire to avoid the endless dating games, emotional breadcrumbs, and “You Up?” texts... sent from someone who keeps in touch every 3-7 days as though they are watering a plant.