satire
Pet parodies to help us hash out our pet peeves.
Bionic Boy & The Neighbourhood Strays
Rested upon the window seat I browsed the latest newspaper. 'Nobody is safe!' Read the headline on the front cover. Inside provided article after article that delivered bad news after unpleasant news, terrible news followed by dreadful news and for a second, I cast my eye beyond the uncertainty to my garden.
By Lana Jayne5 years ago in Petlife
The Secret World of Mr. October
The sun is gleaming on my nose as I stretch one eyelid open, then the next, releasing a big ole' yawn and stretching myself from head to tail. I roll over onto my back, paws in the air and I feel my mother's touch slip over my chest and down to my.... oh yeah... that's the belly spot.
By Alexandra Lacey5 years ago in Petlife
If Your Enneagram Type Was An Animal, It Would Be…. Top Story - September 2020.
Like so many people, when I first came across The Enneagram, my mind was completely blown. Suddenly I had an incredible tool that helped me understand both myself and others, while gently inviting me towards emotional and personal growth.
By Dan Foster5 years ago in Petlife
Omar's Diary for July 2020
A most difficult and stressful month Thursday 9th July 2020 Man Servant made himself very busy in the garage this morning. There was much bumping, thumping and grunting as he moved things around trying to create some space and order. I was rather hoping he was arranging it so that the “red thing” could be put away at night rather than being left on the driveway.
By Alan Russell5 years ago in Petlife
ALL MY KITTENS
Raul Garson decides that after hearing the news that his brother is missing that his place is in Hidden Valley to help his family cope and deal with Wilburn's disappearance in any way possible. As Raul lands at The Hidden Valley Airport, Sable enters her bedroom.
By Billy Ehrlacher6 years ago in Petlife
Southern Hospitality
It's a beautiful sunny day in South Carolina, the birds are chirping, the dogs are barking... literally, at this very moment, at the deer walking off away from the driveway. However, not all of them are participating in this grand scheme for territorial dominance, instead I look over and see, my beautiful, five-year-old, baby staring at me with wonderous eyes. I immediately compliment her and give her a quick neck rub, as she stares and her tail subconciously wags. As my hand reaches for my phone, I realize... Oh. My. God... My dog is the most beautiful, four legged, creature, I, have ever laid eyes on. I quickly asked for a photo and she happily obliged. It is here, right now, that I'd like to introduce you to my family's beautiful, southern bell Basset Hound, Clementine.
By Donnie Barlow6 years ago in Petlife
How to Train Your Human
Hello. My name is Gizmo. I am a cat. And I have successfully trained my human. It was difficult at first, but with consistent training and reinforcement, I was able to train my human in only a few short days. And I am going to teach you how to train your human, as well.
By James Morris6 years ago in Petlife
