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Pet parodies to help us hash out our pet peeves.
ALL MY KITTENS
As Sable begins to work in The Hidden Valley General Veterinary Hospital Lab she hears paw steps and she begins to panic! She fears that someone knows what she is doing. And she fears that the police are here to arrest her! Sable can't go to prison. She doesn't look good in those orange outfits that all of the prisoners are required to wear. Sable attempts to hide and prays that no one sees her!
By Billy Ehrlacher6 years ago in Petlife
ALL MY KITTENS
"I'm your worst nightmare! I remembered when we were married and you wanted me to sign a prenuptial agreement. I am glad that I didn't because I promise I will be your messiest divorce yet! I am taking the house, our vacation homes, the cars, and I am taking this company too. God knows that it's time someone with a brain was in charge."
By Billy Ehrlacher6 years ago in Petlife
ALL MY KITTENS
Sable Garson sits in the back of her limousine. She says nothing. Sable is livid! Sinclair, her chauffer, knows it. Sable has never been good at hiding her emotions. How can Wilburn be cheating on her? Sure Sable was cheating on Wilburn with Basil, Hidden Valley's Mayor. Sable's affair is different. No one betrays Sable Garson and lives to talk about it!
By Billy Ehrlacher6 years ago in Petlife
ALL MY KITTENS
The saga begins with Sable Garson sitting in the chair at Krista's House of Fur. Sable is getting what she refers to as her premature aging covered up. Sable has been coloring her fur for awhile now. When she spotted her first piece of gray fur she simply ripped it out and had a glass of skim milk or was it whole milk or was it 2% milk. Sable just remembers drinking milk. After this Sable developed a milk addiction!
By Billy Ehrlacher6 years ago in Petlife
ALL MY KITTENS
The setting of All My Kittens is a quaint midwestern town called, Hidden Valley. Hidden Valley has a population of around 20,000 people or shall we say cats. The major employer in Hidden Valley is Garson Industries. Garson manufactures toilet paper under several brand names and recently they started making designer hand sanitizers which are available at fine department stores everywhere.
By Billy Ehrlacher6 years ago in Petlife
Omar's Diary to 17th April 2020
Monday 6th April 2020 Man Servant and I celebrated our birthdays today. We are what are referred to as “birthday twins” but I hasten to add that any “twinning” refers only to the day and the month but not to the year. No one in Omar Towers is as old as Man Servant.
By Alan Russell6 years ago in Petlife
