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Google Unveils A.I. Chatbot, Signaling a New Era for Search
Introduction: A Paradigm Shift in Search In a landmark announcement at its annual I/O conference, Google unveiled "AI Mode," a transformative feature that integrates an AI-powered chatbot directly into its search engine. This development marks a significant departure from traditional search methods, introducing a conversational interface that allows users to interact with Google's search engine in a more intuitive and dynamic manner. CEO Sundar Pichai described this as a "total reimagining of search," emphasizing the company's commitment to evolving alongside user needs and technological advancements.
By Shakil Sorkar8 months ago in Journal
Trump, visiting Capitol Hill, warns House Republicans against opposing his bill
Trump Presses House Republicans to Unite Behind Sweeping Tax and Spending Bill May 21, 2025 On May 20, 2025, former President Donald Trump made a significant appearance on Capitol Hill, urging House Republicans to rally behind his comprehensive tax and spending legislation, dubbed the "One Big Beautiful Bill Act." This 1,116-page proposal aims to extend and expand the 2017 tax cuts, eliminate taxes on tips and auto loan interest, increase the standard deduction, and expand the child tax credit. However, it also includes substantial cuts to programs like Medicaid, food stamps, and green energy initiatives, leading to divisions within the Republican Party.
By Shakil Sorkar8 months ago in Journal
How to watch the Google I/O 2025 keynote tomorrow
Google I/O 2025, Google's annual developer conference, is set to commence on Tuesday, May 20, 2025, at 10:00 AM Pacific Time (PDT). Standard Time (BST). The event will be held at the Shoreline Amphitheater in Mountain View, California, and will be livestreamed globally. How to Watch the Google I/O 2025 Keynote
By Shakil Sorkar8 months ago in Journal
To You, Dear Doubt, Whom This Concerns The Most
Of all the times you’ve held me hostage to your whims. Placing the weight of unbearable sarcasm and the most pathetic of jokes.
By Putri Ojong8 months ago in Journal
Stale Mate
Dear my friend, who needs to listen to my every word. I am done. I’ve finally had enough of it all. Now is the time to pack it all in because I can’t stomach it anymore. For hours I wait to be greeted and yet you pay me no attention. The moment I wake I am full of energy, ready to start the day and yet you have no time for me. Why bother in the first place? Do you even bother to look at me?
By Elizabeth Butler8 months ago in Journal
"Gentlemen - ladies - I wash my hands of this madness". Content Warning.
To My “Beloved” Students, Congratulations! You’ve done it. You’ve finally broken me. I am officially resigning from my post as your glorified babysitter, unpaid therapist, personal Google, and the human embodiment of “Why do we even need to learn this?” Effective immediately (or earlier, if the urge to run screaming into the woods becomes too strong to resist), I am taking my red pens, my lesson plans, and the last shreds of my dignity (and sanity) and walking directly into the sunset. Or traffic. TBD.
By Sara Little8 months ago in Journal
The Great Brexit "Reset": A Tale of Fish and Friendship
In a stunning display of diplomatic gymnastics that would make even the most flexible contortionist envious, Britain and the European Union have finally agreed to a "reset" of relations. After years of Brexit-induced hostility, the two sides have decided that perhaps being at each other's throats wasn't the most productive approach after all. Who would have thought?
By The INFORMER8 months ago in Journal
Resigning From the Role I Never Applied For
Dear Friends, Acquaintances, and Emotional Freeloaders: After much soul-searching, three sleepless nights, a half bottle of Cabernet, and one highly unnecessary loop of Whitney Houston’s “Greatest Love of All”, I, Anthony, am officially and unequivocally resigning from my unofficial, unpaid, and unappreciated position as Everyone’s Reliable Rock, Personal Therapist, Emergency Lifeguard, Calendar Adjuster, and Default Cheerleader.
By Anthony Chan8 months ago in Journal
Dear Cupid, I Hate You. Honorable Mention in I Resign From… Challenge.
I don’t want to be a hopeless romantic anymore. To be a hopeless romantic, you must have hope, and I’m running out of it. I have been for a long time now.
By Simon George8 months ago in Journal
Dear Vivacity
Dear Vivacity, Please except this letter as my resignation from the position of loyal hostess, the mad hatter of scapegoating and mistress adjudicator to the adjudicated. Effective immediately.
By simplicity8 months ago in Journal
Mastering Your Self Assessment Tax Return: A Step-by-Step Breakdown
Completing your taxes can seem like navigating a labyrinth, but with a bit of planning, your Self Assessment Tax Return doesn’t have to be intimidating. Whether you're newly self-employed or managing multiple streams of income, staying compliant with HMRC is both a legal duty and a financial safeguard.
By Self Assessment Tax Return8 months ago in Journal
To Whom It May Concern, I'm Done
To Whom It May Concern (and to those who never seemed concerned enough): Subject: Formal Resignation from the Positions of The Strong One, The Quiet One, and The Person Who Never Says No
By MJonCrime8 months ago in Journal