When the Meme-ing Gets Tough, the Tough Get Meme-ing!

I published a bunch of stupid memes a while back, with the intent of titillating!

This stuff was originally published in the Journal Community. I decided to tweak it & migrate it over to the correct location (the Humor Community that didn't exist when it was originally conceived. 🤯)

W A R N I N G: This 'laugh-fest' is juvenile! My sense of humor is wack! I'm a crude old man with an R-rated love for double entendres and a G-rated giddish gladness for pathetic puerile puns (and astonishingly annoying alliteration!) Be Aware: some of these jokes are dirty! And I mean, like: really obscene this time. Filthy. There's a song I'm going to sing for the finale that is awful— just awful! 🤷‍♂️

So Continue At Your Own Risk!!!

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#1-

Clearly, this poster 👆 is a fake! "Celibate Sasquatch?" Are you kidding me? Everyone knows there is no such thing as a "celibate sasquatch"!

Their feet aren't the only thing about them that is notoriously Big! 😉

And seriously... what the hell else is someone supposed to do in a U.S. National park other than 'lovemaking'? Enjoy the great outdoors? 😂 Stop to smell the roses? 🤣😂🤣

I don't think so!

Fakes are everywhere.

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#2-

Since when do zombies have the motor skills to type? And if they theoretically could type out a note, would it ever be this clean? Wouldn't there be, like, splatters of blood or rotten skin flakes on it? Just look how pristine ☝️ that note is! 👀

I question its authenticity.

But I'm admittedly not a girl, so I'll let ya'all do you. No judgement. 🤷‍♂️

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#3-

The birthplace of the corn dog does smell way better than the birthplace of the chili dog! 😝

Still...

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#4- I love shirt like this! 😂👇

LIGHTNING: I heard they shirt the doors because of a power outfittage.

BOLT: well I heard they may shoes to sleeve it clothesed indefinitely 😢

LB: Oh no! Godformitten! 💔 Don't they care how much garment causes the children??? 😭😭😭

Lightning Bolt⚡: Everyone is worn out. The entire faculty is attired!

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We Pause for our 1st Inspirational Message for Writers...

Just remember— when stacked properly, books can be used as a variety of furniture, including (but not limited to) end-tables, foot stools, TV stands, even the frames for a couch or a bed (just add lots of cushions!) Shouldn't our most favorite books share not just our lives, but our weight?

Just something to think about.... 🤔

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#5- 🐾😸😺😽

That one 👆 is for all the wonderful folk on Vocal who have kitties. 😼 Isn't the hashtag: #CatsOfVocal? ⚡😁👍

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So...

...do you see what I'm doing here with this particular installment of insipidness?

Are you a writer?

<assuming the answer is probably 'yes'>

I'm trying to write for my audience!

So let's pause the jocularity again, shall we? Here's our 2nd Inspirational Message for You...

If you sometimes question your sanity, thinking you have multiple personalities, and you know entirely too much trivia about 1) The Lords of Hell; 2) cannibalism; 3) why doctors draw eyeballs on human arms; 4) which historic love affairs ended in brutal murders; 5) Mayan blood rituals 6) poisoned pens; 7) the odd color of spider's blood; and especially 8) the most efficient way to eviscerate people, (as well as actual websites where you can purchase the best tools for disembowelment)...

Don't worry!

You're not necessarily a psychopath!

You could be just a typical writer!

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#6- Another sign of the times 👇...

I really don't see the problem here. 👆 🤔

Some memes just confuse me. 🙃

😮‍💨😮‍💨🦴😛👅😛🍆💥🌋🎇💦🎆💦💦💧🤸‍♂️.....🥂........⚡😷👍

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#7-

Of course, the Jameses of the object-world will never be as near & dear to humans as the Hakeems, who provide both warmth and vibration. 😉😉 <nudge, nudge> Know what I mean?

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We Pause now for our 3rd Inspirational Message for Writers...

Okay, so maybe that wasn't so inspirational after all.

My bad.

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#8-

Reminder: Life is never as bad as it seems!

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#9-

Reminder: Life is always way worse than it seems!

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#10-

So... Atheists? I'm really not trying to be confrontational or open up a can of worms (despite the fact we've already established those cans are not near the calamity they've been advertised to be). But seriously... what is so repugnant about that message of grace? 👆👆👆

😉

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#11-

After that 120 seconds 👆, I decided to become a writer, and I've then used that trauma to fuel my fantasies ever since!

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Okay.

<whew> 😅

Forgive me... but maintaining this high level of comedy is just exhausting. 🤣😂 I'm only doing a dozen memes this time (plus the special ones for writers). But this last meme I'm coughing up for you? It comes complete with a song!

👏👏👏👏👏👏

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#12-

It's no wonder why their follow-up song isn't as well known. The B52s didn't even bother to write a new melody! They just changed the lyrics so they were vulgar!

It was just lazy!

{ These are the lyrics I warned you about at the top of the program. }

Use that tune 👆 to sing these lyrics 👇...

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🎶 You see a painted sign on your way through the woods that says 15 spanks to enter the Fuuuuuuck Shed!

Fuck Shed, yeah, yeah!

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🎶 I'm headed up the Hershey highway! 🍫

Lookin for a fuck right away!

Headed for a hot-swap four-way!

4️⃣❤️🤍🖤🤎

🎵🎶 I got me a cock, it's as big as a whale

And we're headed on down to the FUCK SHED!

I got me some condoms, a box about twenty

So hurry up and bring your sugar-pot honey!

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CHORUS....

🎵🎶 The Fuck Shed is stinky old shack where we can screw each other!

Fuck Shed! Baby, give head!

Fuck Shed! Baby, Fuck Shed!

👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨💑👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💏

🎼🎵🎶 Kissin' and then blowin',

humpin' like we're lovers

Never wearin' nothin',

its as hot as a muther

The whole shed rattles

You can hear the whips and paddles

When everyone's fucking around and around and around and AROUND!

Everybody's fucking! Everybody's sucking, baby!

Stinky little shed! Everybody gives great head!

😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

🎵🎶 Hop on my penis, it's as big as a whale and it's about to impale!

I got me some condoms, a box about ten,

So come on and bring dat tight rear end!

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CHORUS: 🎵🎶 Oh, the Fuck Shed is stinky rat trap where we can bump our uglies!

Fuck Shed! Baby, Fuck Shed!

Fuck Shed! Baby, Give Head!

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🥁🥁 BANG! BANG!! on the back door, baby (scream a little louder!)!!

🥁🥁 BANG! BANG! on the back door, baby (fuck a little harder!)!!

🥁🥁 BANG! BANG! on the back door, baby!!

BANG BANG!!!

You're what?

Not V.D. tested?!?

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I know. 👆 That was a lot to take in.

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But I can't help myself!!!

I gotta post one more to make it a baker's dozen!

Wait. Before I dig up another meme and craft a masterful joke, hang on just one second. I should check my Inbox first...

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Twelve is enough after all! I gotta run. Megan needs me!!

Until Next Time...

Thanks bunches for your readership!

_______________Bolt ⚡

You know It must be impressive👆 by the reaction of those women.

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Another part of this stupid series that actually became a Top Story last year...⚡😁👇

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