To Meme or Not to Meme? That is the Question!

I steal amusing memes from social media.

I then repost those memes with my own little jokes added.

I crack myself up! 😂🤣🤣😂🤣 ⚡

For the most part, I find all this puerile nonsense on FB. I've made a jackass out of myself on Facebook so routinely, it no longer seems noteworthy to me. Every day, I'm out there in cyberspace being my usual jerky, idiotic self, pretending to be clueless. ⚡😎👍 The way I look at it: if I can make someone laugh today, it's a great day to be alive!

But my humor doesn't appeal to everyone. A lot of my comedy is piggish male lewdness. 🤷‍♂️ My bad.

YOU HAVE BEEN DULY WARNED!‼️ ⚡

I was posting comedy here on Vocal before they had a Humor Community. Back in the Day, the Journal Community was where my nonsense generally landed, simply because that community had a humor tag. But this is the place where my pissant poppycock truly belongs! So now I'm migrating everything here, like a flock of loons. If you've already seen this shit— my bad.

Who knows? Maybe something I say will be so stupid you'll laugh at it twice.

Although.... 🤔 people probably don't need jocularity in their lives right now. Should we keep it serious? 🤔🤔🤔 The 'United' States is about to undergo the most volatile election since 1860, one that could very easily result in another Civil War. Ugliness is in the air. So, you know, laughter is probably inappropriate for another few weeks. Right?

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So here we go, my friends! Fasten your safety belts! Take your anti-nausea meds! Abandon Hope, all ye who enter here! 🤣😂🤣 For God's Sake, make sure your kids aren't reading this shit over your shoulder!!! 😉 I will not be held responsible if you do let them and they're scared for life.

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#1 -

That's ☝️ pretty much the maturity level you can expect from all that follows. 🤷‍♂️ And, yeah, some of these jokes are dirty. So, you know: You've Been Fairly Warned (twice).

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#2-

Whatever you do, if life gives you demons, DO NOT try making demonaid!!!

That always turns out exactly like Farm Aid! 🔥🔥 Everyone ends up disappointed and surly 😠 with shit on their hooves! 💩💩

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#3-

🎼🎵🎶 McResenting it! 😠

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#4- This is just shocking! 👇

It's the Hamburgular who is the criminal! He's the one that Ronald and his coworkers are now trained to deny exists!

Ever since Covid hit, it's been hard finding good McMinions. McDonalds needs to either raise their wages or figure out some other perks for their employees...

(Yeah, 🤔 I suppose, this could work! 👇)

#4.5-

Corporate permission to do this ☝️ does make for a friendlier work place!

(... and after busting a big nut, who doesn't love a blueberry muffin with their latte?)

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#5- 🌈

A quick recommendation now that spring is in the air again! 👇

☝️ It's located in the same spot where Mommy's Car Wash used to be before they went tits up (because of Covid).

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#6- DON'T.

I don't know. 🤷‍♂️

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.............

I'm wondering if maybe I should?

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I think I'll sleep on it and decide tomorrow. 🤔

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#7-

Look, I do think generally speaking, we should not follow rules made by Skeletor!

But when he's right, he's right!

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. 🤷‍♂️

Don't we embrace the Reciprocal Principle here at Vocal?

Sooooo....

Be honest. Have you stolen any of my memes so far?

Well, if so.... you're on the honor system. 👀👀

[email protected] 👈😁⚡

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#8-

Old Chinese Proverb: suction is to an old marriage like grease is to a squeaky wheel.

Nothing Says 'I Love You' Like Oral Sex!

It's shocking ⚡ to me that people need to be reminded this in the 21st Century!

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We Pause This lousy Comedy Routine for a quick Inspirational Reminder...

DON'T!!!

DON'T!!!!

I don't know. 🤔

I'll sleep on it.

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#9-

"I am really sorry for scaring it, sugar! 😳 I swear to God, yes! I'm not lying! That's it's unaugmented natural size!"

Story of My Life 👆

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Another Quick Public Service Announcement! 👇

Self-care sometimes requires a long-term commitment! But nothing is more important than a person's mental health!

Am I right?

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#10- 👇 Another disappointing sign of the times...

Every hardware department in America is the same damn way! Not a single one of them, not even Home Depot— not a single one of them sells suits of armor!

There is no truth in advertising anymore! 😠

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#11- Shhhh!

(☝️ for the quiet ones in the back)

Introverts saw the global pandemic as God's confirmation that He approved of their lifestyle!

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... and #12...

Pity the Uninitiated! They know not what they do!

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So that's it for this one!

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What'd you think? Was it better than my Halloween meme collection?

Oh, what the hell! 😏

Let's make it a baker's dozen, shall we? 😉 Here's one more!

Watch the skies!

Check for fluctuating quantum signatures!

Watch your ass!

Okay. 🤔

So maybe your ass is already being watched closely enough.

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Sorry to drop that bummer ☝️ right here at the end... but you're all just dupes being prodded to work and ponder and consume and tweet! 🤨 In fact, since I seem to have captured your attention for a moment with all these sophomoric jokes, I have a shit-ton of other memes that will totally fuck up your entire paradigm, hitting you like freaking lightning __bolts! ⚡⚡⚡⚡ I'm about to break out the shocking stuff, definitely NOT funny— the memes that you really need to see!!!

Okay, already!

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Dammit!

I won't!!!

<sigh>

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I hope you enjoyed the show! More are forthcoming...

...... so SUBSCRIBE!

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