We Don't Stop Meme-ing Because It Grows Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Meme-ing

I've written several 'comedy routines' inspired by the memes I yank from my Facebook feed. I call this series Meme-ing For Laughs. I started writing this crap a long time ago, before Vocal had a Humor Community. I'm now in the process of migrating all those guffaws over here— to their proper place in the Humor Community! This one previously won a Top Story thingie!!! ⚡😁👍

BUT.... I promise! I'm also hard at work on some brand new silliness!

— Meanwhile, the Sorry Saga Continues!

Are you a writer? Forgive me for assuming that you are. Well, if you are, there are some laughs forthcoming specifically for you! 😁🫵

The standard WARNINGS apply here: all that follows is stupid, inane, puerile, punny, pathetic, and probably poorly done. It's worthless and weak! It has no artistic quality! And it will be smutty at times, so don't let your kids, grandparents, or sensitive pets look over your shoulder as you read.

You've Been Warned!

Feel free to scarf these memes up for your own purposes. No skin off my teeth. 🤷‍♂️

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What Cometh From The Internet

Returneth To the Internet!

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So here we go!

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#1— Words to... something... By

This meme ☝️ sets the tone for this entire piece. Everything about your experience going forward will be so-so. Expect 'marginally tolerable' and/or 'barely interesting' at best. At worst? Well, at worst I suggest you make certain you have Pepto Bismol in the house before proceeding.

If you have expectations for these jokes, please lower them! You'll only contribute to your own peace of mind in the long run.

I'm just going through the motions. If you are just going through the motions, I'm seriously hoping your motions include hitting that heart ❤️ button, leaving an Outstanding insight, and using the TIP feature to send me anywhere from $2-$2,127. ⚡😁👍

We'll proceed with the jocularity now because, you know... what else are we gonna do?

Write/read something meaningful? 🤣😂🤣😂

I won't.

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#2— An Inspirational Message for the Old & the Angry

With age comes meme-ing, but sometimes age comes alone. 😭

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#3— Truth in Advertising

I'm confused and concerned by this. 👆☹️⚡ If I walk away without confirming with a store employee that I did not put any of this milk in my cart, will they come at me for shoplifting?

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#4— No Truth in Advertising

Not falling for that one!

Not again!

Didn't I already include that meme👆 in my Halloween collection?

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#5— I See Nothing Wrong With It

Ask for the laughing gas, lie back, close your eyes, and think of England!

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And now...

A Consideration for Every Thoughtful Author

Is the letter v any better? I mean it helps make everything very very... but can it stand on its own?⚡🤔

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#6— Truth in Advertising? 👇

I've never been fond of sweet potatoes. But only a $1.35 for a fuck? 🍆⚡

Frugality gets me horny!

Besides, that whole lettuce thing is a myth. Lettuce doesn't give head! You have to take it! And the best dressings leave your dick smelling like garlic. Or vinegar.

If that sounds harsh, it's not. Have you ever mated with something without muscles— that lacks all ability to move? No matter how much you love them/it, be realistic: you're going to do all the work.

I guess that was kind of a public service announcement too. 🤔

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#7- Still Another Public Service Announcement

He's a little man and his home is actually a boat.

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#8— Need2-DTox

"We seem to be made to suffer. It is our lot in life."

-—- 3POed

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#9— Fiber Is Essential to a Healthy Diet

Right next to the Adult cereals are the Older Adult cereals...

Shredded Dreams

Gramp Nuts (purple and grape-flavored.... mostly)

Honeycombover

Honey Bunches of Matlock

End of LIFE

CHEERIO, Old Chap

Apple Jacks Daniels —for old drunks!

Frosted Mini-Dicks —for old homosexuals {who aren't size queens}!

Fruit Coot Loops —more cooty than fruity, with added liver spots!

Fruity Disshelved (Poor Pebbles is now a barefoot redheaded stoner living in a dumpster behind a Bedrock Taco Bell.)

Lucky Lindy Charms — Every morning, celebrate afresh Lindberg's crossing of the Atlantic!

Frosted Misunderstood Flakes —We, the Soylent Green Generation, eat our own kind out of sympathy.

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#10— Poppin Pussies From Da Past

I saw this in '64 when it first came out, at the age of 3, and I've wanted a magical British nanny ever since! 😭😭😭

#OldDreamsDieHard

At least the medicine goes down easier the older you get.

🎼🎵🎶 In the most delightful way!

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We Pause Our Regularly Scheduled Memes for this Plea for Help!

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SAVE ME, WONDER WOMAN!!!

Thanks, WW! 👀

I feel so relieved after you show up!

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Here's another Golden Years Affirmation...

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We Pause Again, this time for this Shameless Self-Promotion...

Check out a recent Top Story of mine, published Easter, 2025. ⚡😁👇

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And Now, Still Another Inspirational Message for Writers...

Now that I stop to think about it, 🤔 that one ☝️ isn't so much for writers as it is for humanity in general.

Making Me Cum means Never Having to Say You're Sorry!

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Wait.

What was I doing here?

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Oh yeah!

I was tweaking this humor to republish it. In all likelihood, I'll forget that again soon but for now....

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#11— Grandma Knows Best

Brag about both the quality & the quantity of your buttfucking if you really want to bring the boys to your yard.

Life is a blast in the end!

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#12— The World's Oldest Dick Joke

Backwards or forwards, 'Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam" means 'I love your original sin, baby!" 😉

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A'ight! I typically do twelve of these dumb things and that's twelve (plus a superheroine appearance)!

Hm.

Okay, here's just one more, because getting old also means becoming more fucking mellow and generous. 😉

#13— What Did I Say At the Outset About Low Expectations?

And with that final sentiment, ☝️ I bid you mogadishu!

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I hope you enjoyed this nonsense. If I gave you a giggle, tell a friend. Phone a neighbor. Subscribe if you dare!

Thank you for your support!

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