The End Doesn't Justify the Memes!

A while ago (technically two years ago) I first posted these puerile puns of mine in the Journal Community. That's only because there was no Humor Community at the time.

But there is one now! So, I updated this silly comedy and I'm moving it over here. If you've already read this: my bad. If you haven't read it: it's for you! Enjoy!

WARNING: Some of my humor is dirty and completely inappropriate in civilized situations. Don't let your kids or grandparents see this bullshit.

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One other Friendly Warning...

You've been Warned!

So here we go again! ⚡😁👍

Here are another Dozen Dumb Memes, with extra jokes, a superheroine guest appearance, and inspirational messages for my target audience (authors!)

Strap yourself in, friend! It's bound to get weird!

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When the inevitable War materializes Between Near-Sighted People and Far-Sighted People, it will be those of us who need bifocals who will broker Peace.

Heroes come in all shapes: from blurry to crystal clear!

Think about it.

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#2-

Physics blows my mind!!! 🤯🤯🤯

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#3-

Heretofore, I have refrained from getting political. But this particular batch of Memes is all about addressing Deep Thoughts.

So. Those of you, my beloved readers, who are on the conservative right... study that above floorplan and be honest: what is really so scary about a Leftist Future?

Tell me there isn't something there for everyone!

Think about it.

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We Pause for An Inspirational Message for Writers.

Are you an author? Many of my friends are. If you are a writer, here's one for you. 👇

And it doesn't hurt one bit to have cats! #CatsOfVocal!

Here's mine! 👇

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#4-

And people seem to think the rules during Covid were excessive.

I don't get it.

IMO, people shouldn't be so clothes-minded!

Which reminds me...

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SAVE ME, SUPERGIRL!!!

I wasn't really in danger. 😏

I just really like seeing her change into Supergirl!

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My bad.

Today's Public Service Announcement

I know what you're searching for right now! 👇

Give up and just buy a new one.

It's way less stressful than looking for it.

Think about it.

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#5- Relationships Are Hell

"If he starts dreaming that he's got a hobbit back there, and that I'm nothing but a hole in the ground, I swear on the precious that he will come to serve the precious!"

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This is false advertising! 👆 They claim it's a Real Estate Tip, but clearly it's the entire Real Estate Shaft!

And sure, the small details do matter, but who are we kidding?

The large details matter significantly more.

Just Keeping It Real.

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#7-

There is always such a fine line between hungry & horny.

Know what I'm sayin?

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#8-

DON'T

<sigh>

That 'DON'T meme' is such a prude.

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We Pause for Our Second Aspirational Message for Writers...

You're Not Alone! 👆

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#9-

I'll never understand why certain people hate ducks!

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I totally understand why everybody hates ducks!!!

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We Pause for Our Third Aspirational Message for Writers...

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#11-

THINK ABOUT IT!!

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#12- More Math...

Remember: Thinking is DANGEROUS!

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Okay! So there ya go! Twelve fun memes!

Did you like it?

What do you mean you're not a mathematician? What do you mean 'I owe you two more'?

In my other collection of memes, I posted a picture of my INBOX. Did you not see that? I'm still every bit as busy now as I was then, if not more so!

Oh whatever!

I'll cough up two more!

But damn! Don't kid yourself! It's not easy maintaining this extraordinary level of comedy! 🤣🤣😂🤣

#13!- Another (quasi) Public Service Announcement (and Writer's Affirmation all at the same time)!!!

'Healthy Mind, Healthy Body.'

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#14!!-

They say Eeyore was Christopher's accomplice! The murder weapons are alleged to be a hammer and a couple nails! And Pooh's whereabouts at the time of the murder?

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🔊🎼🎶🎵 Deep in the Hundred-Acre Wood

Where Christopher Robin slays

You'll find the demented neighborhood

Of Christopher's deadly malaise 🎵

🎶 His accomplice named Eeyore is a fiend

Scared Kanga and little Roo

Where's Rabbit and Piglet and where's Owl?

And what the fuck is up with Pooh?

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🎶🎵🎵 Winnie the Pooh!

Winnie is blue!

Dreary little teary, all consumed with gloom!

Now he's Winnie Cuckoo!

Winnie Askew!

Glazy lazy crazy old bear! 🎶🎵

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Well, now...

Wasn't that 👆 both hysterical and disturbing?

Okay then!

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We're done here!

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I'm compiling more ridiculousness...

Coming Soon!

Thank you kindly for your support! If you hit the heart button and/or tip me $3,461.27, I'd be very grateful. 😉

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PS- It was my idea to come up with a Humor Community. ⚡😁👇 I just called it something different. Check this out. ⚡😁👇 Vocal owes me a ton of money! Just saying! I keep offering to work for Creatd if they'll pay me a six-figure salary, but the bitches keep ignoring me!