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Miss Gloria Goes Grocery Shopping. Top Story - August 2025.
Before I get this story going I just want to announce that I will be putting Rate-O-Rama on hold for a while as I am unable to write the new gloria adventures and continue Blackbird Fly and Voices while also doing Rate-O-Rama. R-O-R is my lowest rated of these four so for now it will be on vacation. Thank you, RHC
By Rick Henry Christopher 5 months ago in Humor
My Epic Fail at Yoga Class
By Nadeem Shah I had one simple goal: stretch a little, breathe deeply, and finally prove to my overworked body that I wasn’t trying to kill it. So, naturally, I signed up for a beginner’s yoga class at the local community center—a place where, I assumed, beginners were welcomed with open arms and maybe a free granola bar.
By Nadeem Shah 5 months ago in Humor
How I Accidentally Became the Office Meme
By Nadeem Shah Let me start by saying this: I never intended to become the subject of an office-wide meme. I’m a normal guy. I drink my coffee, meet my deadlines, and generally try to avoid public humiliation. But fate, fluorescent lighting, and one very poorly placed power cord had other plans for me.
By Nadeem Shah 5 months ago in Humor
The Art of Confusion: When Convincing Fails, Distract Like a Pro
It all started with a quarterly meeting and a blank PowerPoint slide. Martin Kapoor, mid-level project manager at a mid-sized tech company, was known for two things: his ability to wear the same gray suit every day without anyone noticing—and his complete inability to explain what his department actually did.
By Moments & Memoirs6 months ago in Humor
I Might Be an NPC in This World
I’ve been thinking a lot lately… what if I’m not the main character? No, seriously. What if I’m just an NPC? You know, one of those background characters in a game who walks around saying the same two phrases, wears the same clothes every day, and occasionally gets stuck walking into a wall?
By Felicia Yoan6 months ago in Humor
THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING (AND SO ARE YOUR PANTS)
WHEN THE COSMOS MEETS CARBS Scientists tell us the universe is expanding at an accelerating rate, fueled by mysterious forces like dark energy. And honestly? I would have to agree... Except in my case, the mysterious force is extra queso and that ill-advised third chimichanga. Cosmic inflation, they call it. Cute. Meanwhile, my jeans are experiencing catastrophic waistband failure, and astronomers aren’t writing papers about that. Forget black holes; the real singularity is your belly button after you polish off a family-size nacho platter “because it was on special.”
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
I Joined a Cult for Free WiFi
I Joined a Cult for Free WiFi A Broke College Student’s Caffeinated Descent into Questionable Devotion It started with a dead laptop battery, a drained bank account, and a desperate need to submit a sociology paper titled “Modern Isolation and Digital Dependency.” Ironically, I couldn’t submit it because I had no internet and was feeling very isolated.
By Huzaifa Dzine6 months ago in Humor
