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The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Top Story - September 2023. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
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