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How to Sound Like an Insufferable Food Snob
Ever found yourself at a fancy schmancy restaurant, where the menu is a linguistic labyrinth that makes your head spin? And it's not just because the prices could give you a heart attack, but the pretentious jargon they use to describe their dishes.
By William Saint Val3 years ago in Humor
How has Richard Simmons' representative, Tom Estey, described his current state of happiness?. Content Warning.
Richard Simmons' representative, Tom Estey, has often been in the spotlight when it comes to discussing the renowned fitness guru's current state of happiness. Estey, a publicist known for his close relationship with Simmons, has provided insights into Simmons' emotional well-being, shedding light on his client's contentment and overall outlook on life. While it is important to note that Estey's statements reflect his perspective and are subject to interpretation, they offer valuable glimpses into Simmons' happiness and personal journey.
By Word Weaver 3 years ago in Humor
Interview with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Content Warning.
Today, I interview a great scientist who’s discoveries have made his local village proud. He’s a scientist with an alter ego. He’s no poet, but he has written a lot of scientific papers, and many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he’s had several major Hollywood movies produced about his life.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
Reindeer Brains. Top Story - July 2023.
Our friends Malinda and Jon recently got back from a visit to Denmark. We’ve never traveled abroad, so I was naturally excited to hear their stories and live vicariously. We learned about Danish museums, Danish landmarks, and how cycling is the main mode of travel in Copenhagen. All of that is lovely, of course, but what about the FOOOOOD?
By Leslie Writes3 years ago in Humor
You don't know who i am
Mr. Mars Manford was a very wealthy businessman. Who was fond of fighting with people without any reason and flaunting his wealth. He used to say in conversation "You don't know who I am?." One day a barman accidentally spilled liquor on him, he beat the barman badly and hurling obscenities saying "You don't know who I am?", even after the poor barman apologized repeatedly Had to lose the job. Just another day, Mr. Mars is speeding in his Mercedes and head-butts an old man crossing the road, who is thrown off the road and unconscious. Instead of taking him to the hospital, Mr. Mars Manford abused him and even cursed him for not surviving. When the policeman tried to arrest Mars, Mr. Mars said, "You don't know who I am, I will take your job away." Out of fear the policeman goes back.
By Manish kumar3 years ago in Humor
Interview with Dracula . Content Warning.
Today, I interview a bloodsucker who’s mother would be proud! He’s a count, and while not a poet, many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he most definitely knows it. He’s a man who lives forever, and who’s name rhymes with Bracula, and he’s not afraid to cook with a spatula. He’s here to tell us what poems and stories ring true. Some call him a bat out of hell! Others say he’s perfect and doesn’t smell! Let us give a warm welcome to Dracula!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
Get Yo' Kids
This comedy series will display a cast of six friends who are professionals working in different careers. All are single, have no children, and are aged 26-28. There are 3 males and 3 females. Their professions are doctor (Malik), lawyer (Carter), teacher (Jabriel), construction worker (Jimmy), bus driver (Yolanda), and an author of children’s books (Sasha). Although an interesting bunch of old high school friends, they don’t let it stop them from making time for one another. Every Friday after work, they all meet for dinner and drinks to revive their personal lives after a disastrous week. The stories they tell are full of outrageous events, fun, work, and most importantly their encounters with “kids.”
By Beautiful Intelligence3 years ago in Humor
THE FOOD GAME
The Overview. Compered by searing comedians, The Food Game will be the first satirical TV cooking game show. Celebrity contestants will compete in challenges set by Food Bank Judges and Community Kitchens to source, plan, and cook food for various people from various demographics.
By Caroline Jane3 years ago in Humor
