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Interview with Dracula . Content Warning.
Today, I interview a bloodsucker who’s mother would be proud! He’s a count, and while not a poet, many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he most definitely knows it. He’s a man who lives forever, and who’s name rhymes with Bracula, and he’s not afraid to cook with a spatula. He’s here to tell us what poems and stories ring true. Some call him a bat out of hell! Others say he’s perfect and doesn’t smell! Let us give a warm welcome to Dracula!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
Get Yo' Kids
This comedy series will display a cast of six friends who are professionals working in different careers. All are single, have no children, and are aged 26-28. There are 3 males and 3 females. Their professions are doctor (Malik), lawyer (Carter), teacher (Jabriel), construction worker (Jimmy), bus driver (Yolanda), and an author of children’s books (Sasha). Although an interesting bunch of old high school friends, they don’t let it stop them from making time for one another. Every Friday after work, they all meet for dinner and drinks to revive their personal lives after a disastrous week. The stories they tell are full of outrageous events, fun, work, and most importantly their encounters with “kids.”
By Beautiful Intelligence3 years ago in Humor
THE FOOD GAME
The Overview. Compered by searing comedians, The Food Game will be the first satirical TV cooking game show. Celebrity contestants will compete in challenges set by Food Bank Judges and Community Kitchens to source, plan, and cook food for various people from various demographics.
By Caroline Jane3 years ago in Humor
Grimace Shake's Meme Magic
Once upon a time in the bustling realm of the internet, there existed a humble character named Grimace Shake. With its goofy grin and wobbly demeanor, Grimace Shake was a beloved meme that had tickled the funny bones of netizens worldwide. But little did anyone know that this innocent joke was about to embark on a magical journey that would transform it into an internet phenomenon.
By Adewale Ojaleye3 years ago in Humor
Comedy Roasting on AI's. We all know that AI has already taken us over! Right? One woman Sitcom E2.
We don't really need Elon Musk's chip in our heads to obey the commands of the AI's. We are already obeying them by telepathy, mind control and our total dependency on technology. You may be laughing right now, but; tell me:
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Humor
Is Love the Key to Happiness?. Content Warning.
The human spirit has been captivated by love, a profoundly powerful and complex emotion, for centuries. It has inspired me, brought me happiness, and sometimes even broken my heart. The significance of love in our lives has long been the subject of debate among academics, poets, and philosophers. The question of whether love is the key to happiness is one that comes up frequently. The truth is that the connection between love and happiness is complex and multifaceted, despite the temptation to simplify such a profound inquiry.
By Muhammad Ali3 years ago in Humor
The winter vacation
The winter vacation, dad also had free time, we came up with the same proposal to go to the field to see the squirrel, so the proposal passed smoothly. I like squirrel because it has many characteristics that make me very curious. The squirrel is a very cute little animal, very pleasing. It not only has flexible limbs, but also quick action. And its small and exquisite face, inlaid with a pair of shining black gems - small eyes. The mane is grayish brown. Its large tail was conspicuous, fluffy, and pointed upward. Its tail doesn't seem to match its body very well. But the squirrel's appearance is a different kind of beauty. Squirrels like to jump on the branches, very clever. When it is in the tree, as long as someone under the tree gently touches the trunk, some of them hide under the branches, or the daring will jump and flee to other trees. Maybe people alerted it. Their vigilance is so high! This made me more curious about them. Squirrels like to live in tall trees. They grow their nests in the middle of the branches. When they build their nest, they first take some small branches, put them together, and find some dry moss to spread on them, and then they smooth out the moss, and their nest is finished. Squirrels often eat pine nuts, hazelnuts and other dried fruits, and sometimes they will find bird eggs to eat. In the autumn, squirrels begin to store food for the winter, stuffing it into the crevices, stuffing it full. In winter, they sometimes dig through the deep snow with their claws to find food. I like squirrel, because it is cute, small and flexible. Maybe I like it more because the squirrel brings me the best memory of childhood!Students are ready! Their legs made a lunge, their feet on the ground, their bodies leaning back hard, their hands gripping the rope like pincers. Then the commander raised the red flag and waved it down! The game is on! Everybody clench your teeth and pull! But the other side always had the upper hand. We narrowed our eyes tightly, our faces were red and our hands were blue. Our brows were furrowed, our teeth clenched, and our hands were strangled. He leaned back hard, but his feet slipped forward uncontrollably. Each of us let out a howl of despairing anger: "Ah!" The teacher is also Shouting for us: "one, two, come on! One, two, come on!" The cheerleaders saw that the situation was not good, and quickly increased the volume of the refueling voice: "Come on, come on!" Hearing these encouraging voices, we felt the weight of the burden on our shoulders even more. So, we tried our best," Pull!" We try our best, the opponent is not outdone, the strength of both sides is neck and neck, the game into a stalemate. At this time, we think we must be quick! So, we pull as hard as we can! Finally, we won the first round! The first round of the game is over, some of the students are cheering for our victory, and some are shaking their hands and feet to show that they are very tired. Round two begins! We switched venues with each other. At the commander's whistle, we started the game again! But because we won the first round, some students relaxed their vigilance, so in the second round, we lost to Class Three. The decisive third round has begun! Because we lost too much physical strength in the first two rounds, we were pulled out of the past by three shifts at the beginning. We lost the third round, which means we lost the whole game. Although the other side finally entered the final, but we do not regret, because we tried our best! This competition also let me realize the power of teamwork, I will work hard in the future to win glory for the class!
By Taylor Holloway3 years ago in Humor
The Rain
Once upon a time, in a quaint little village nestled at the foot of a majestic mountain range, two friends named Sarah and Alex found themselves caught in a sudden downpour. Seeking shelter under the awning of a cozy café, they decided to pass the time by engaging in a delightful conversation. As the rain gracefully descends, it paints a symphony of serenity, awakening the senses and igniting the soul. Let its gentle touch guide you into a world of reflection and inspiration.
By kulandaivel3 years ago in Humor
