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Spaghetti. Content Warning.
I really want to eat it. That wonderful orange squiggly stuff on my plate, but I just can't do it! When my friends think about spaghetti, they think of tasty, tangy, spicy stuff that is just waiting to be devoured.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
Laughing All the Way
Once upon a time, in the quaint little town of Chuckleville, there lived a man named Bob who had an unusual predicament. You see, Bob couldn't stop laughing. It wasn't a sporadic chuckle or a polite giggle; it was hearty, infectious laughter that erupted at the most unexpected moments. His laughter was so contagious that even the grumpiest of folks couldn't help but crack a smile in his presence.
By Rajesh kumar 2 years ago in Humor
The One Star Review . Content Warning.
Dear Yurp reviews, This was the worst meal I ever had. My friends and I went to Goma Bakery for some good eats. We had heard good things from other customers. We heard they used a special, sticky plant juice that enhanced the flavor of their food. We heard they were great and had a top notch world famous Michelin rated chef serving the best food and had excellent customer service with a top notch wait staff. People say they always left full and the prices were reasonable.
By Alex H Mittelman 2 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles Part VI
Author's preface: The five previous stories in the series can be found: Part I here, Part II here, Part III here, Part IV here, Part V here
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
The Alien Invasion That Wasn't
In a galaxy far, far away, Zog, a peculiar-looking alien with neon-green skin and three eyeballs, had a reputation for being one of the most fearsome invaders in the universe. His mission: to conquer Earth. Armed with an arsenal of advanced technology and a heart filled with determination, Zog set his spaceship's course for the blue planet.
By Sultan2 years ago in Humor
Top 5 unseen secrets about birds. Content Warning.
1. Crow Known for its glossy black plumage and distinctive cawing call, the crow has long captivated human fascination.
By CHITHRAKALA.S2 years ago in Humor
When You Call A Woman A Tart. Remember A Tart Is Food.
I love tarts. I like Lemon tarts, cherry tarts, Jam tarts, and most tarts. I also love savory tarts. Tarts are delicious, so to those of you who have been called a tart, I applaud you because you must be tasty.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Top Story - September 2023. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
By Alex H Mittelman 2 years ago in Humor
My First Stand-Up Act As a Comedian
"HEY VOCAL! Thank you so much, I'm happy to be here tonight. You know, my presence here today is a surprise. I have a side gig, other than being the most amazing writer of all time in ... never. I guess it's more of a main gig, since it earns more than writing... but that's okay. It's a gig, right?
By Hope Martin2 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles - Part III
Setting the Record Straight - I Have No Ties to the Moroccan Government or Any Financial Interests in the Argan Oil Business
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
Complain, Complain, Complain!
And they blame me for everything humans have done wrong. I am a human. My name is Kloey. But I'm only 11 years old, and I've barely had time to learn anything in this world because of how exhausting it is to go into a school filled with bright lights. These Shadows, they took over the world some years ago, and ever since then they've been kidnapping children to build up their army. They kidnapped me, too.
By Chloe2 years ago in Humor
Secret Invasion Unleashed: How Disney Marvel's Latest Misadventure Shook the MCU
In the ever-expanding realm of Disney Marvel, where superheroes and supervillains duke it out for supremacy, we thought we had seen it all – but lo and behold, along came "Secret Invasion." Hold on to your capes, folks, because this new D Plus show has managed to blend bad acting, questionable writing, and some seriously mind-boggling plot twists into a perfect storm of entertainment disaster. If you thought Disney was having a rough year already, they managed to drop this gem right when we needed it most.
By Mr August2 years ago in Humor