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Letter From The Unknown, And The Reply, Also From The Unknown.. Content Warning.
Letter from the unknown: Dear Unknown, Are you really unknown? I think I know you. You're a smart ass, and I don't know how to outsmart you.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
Thoughts About Cindy
Cindy turned ninety two weeks ago. It was just another day for her though. She went into the lounge and all the flowers, about 28 bouquets, that arrived from friends, family, acquaintances and associates, beautifully decorated her home. She asked one of her staff members, "have you ever seen anything like this?' She was certainly flattered to receive so many bouquets. He politely said no, although what he actually thought was 'yeah, at a funeral'.
By Hummingbird2 years ago in Humor
10 Hilarious office pranks that won’t get you fired
In the hustle and bustle of the corporate world, a well-timed prank can be the perfect antidote to a stressful workday. Injecting a bit of humor into the office environment not only boosts morale but also fosters camaraderie among colleagues. However, the key to pulling off a successful office prank lies in ensuring it's lighthearted, harmless, and won't leave you updating your LinkedIn profile hastily. Here's a list of 10 hilarious office pranks that will have your coworkers in stitches without jeopardizing your job security.
By Dirk Le Roux2 years ago in Humor
Tinder Travesties 2 - The Anatomy of Lawrence. Content Warning.
This article was declined upon first submission for "not meeting the quality standards." There were no other notes. I deleted a few sentences I thought could be problematic and reformatted, but it seems as though Vocal wants to censor this in-depth critique of Lawrence. We'll see if this article makes it past the censors this second time. I'll see you on the other side, friends.
By Steven Christopher McKnight2 years ago in Humor
prank payback
We all know that one person who takes pranks too far, as Reddit user TarzanIsMyPony once did. He worked with a woman who went a bit overboard with the pranks, whether it was slipping inappropriate slides into Tarzan's PowerPoint presentations or hiding her coworker's car keys, and then leaving the office. She was reprimanded a few times, but that didn't seem to stop her. And then one morning after his birthday celebrations, Tarzan came into the office very hungover. He reached for a bottle of water on his desk and took several huge gulps (Tarzan gulping) before realizing that it wasn't water, it was vodka. As he suddenly hurled everywhere, his prank-happy coworker started laughing herself silly. (coworker cackling) She was reprimanded again, but showed almost no remorse. And so Tarzan decided to give her a taste of her own medicine. Knowing she was an avid dog lover and vegan, he decided to hit her where it hurt. Before she came to the office one morning, he printed out a bunch of lost dog posters, pinning them up outside the office and a few local establishments. And she fell for it, picking one up and asking around the office if anyone had seen the poor pooch. Obviously, being a total fabrication, no one had. The next day though, Tarzan brought in some fake fur and a collar he'd purchased online along with a liter of red corn syrup. Once she arrived at the office, Tarzan slipped out and made a beeline for her car. He smeared the corn syrup along the side of the car, peppered it with the fake fur, and left the collar snagged in the wheel arch. To anyone none the wiser it looked like she'd hit a dog. Tarzan then returned to his desk and waited for the fireworks to fly. And it wasn't long before someone put the missing dog posters and the crime scene of the car together, and management called her over to take a look. She was distraught. She couldn't explain what had happened, but could only conclude that she must have hit the missing dog, which the entire office now knew about. She was so horrified and distraught that at no point did she or anyone else realize that any of the setup was a fake. And so the annoying, (Tarzan whistling) dog-loving vegan prankster soon became known throughout the office as a heartless dog killer. And Tarzan didn't correct anyone. She quit not long after. I guess she figured her dog days were over.
By Alex R2 years ago in Humor
Satire News Story- Joe Biden’s Zombie Transformation
This article provides a humorous take on current events by depicting President Joe Biden’s transformation into a zombie and the comedic portrayal of public perception.
By Timothy A Rowland2 years ago in Humor
Why Gen X is the Worst Generation
I must say it appears that Gen X is the most annoying generation so far. I was born in the early 1970's so that means I am a Gen Xer and most of my generation are annoying, taking about a time that never existed. I thought the Baby Boomers and the Greatest Generation were annoying when I was a kid but Gen X takes the cake. They complain about Gen Z being weak, which I agree, but whose fault is that?
By Ferrari King2 years ago in Humor
"Ice, Ice, Maybe"
I am the least creative person I know. When I think I know a topic, I jump into my favorite tire track or rut, and I'm off to the races. I'm sure to wear blinders, too, so that nothing and no one can persuade me to the contrary. Far be it from me to seek input or to consult anyone more experienced than I. No, no, no! It is my way or the highway, baby. Put the bit between my teeth and ride me to the finish line.
By Mack D. Ames2 years ago in Humor
Murder Mystery 2 Movie Review | Adam Sandler | Jenifer Aniston
Is it true that i was excessively unforgiving on 2019's "Murder Mystery" or do I very much like Adam Sandler all the more at this point? Both could be valid, yet it's characteristic of how much satire can be founded on timing and what's happening in reality. Falling off a spate of unremarkable (to be thoughtful) comedies that rose up out of his underlying arrangement with Netflix, I gave the satire/spine chiller an unassuming two stars, yet presently I think it merits another half-star as a strong redirection. Furthermore, that could be a result of the generosity caused by projects like "Whole Pearls," "Hustle," and, surprisingly, the somewhat charming "Hubie Halloween." Or I might have quite recently been feeling more terrible a long time back. Whatever the explanation, "Murder Secret 2" takes care of business similarly. Indeed, Sandler's appeal is the strength. Indeed, the somewhat close runtime (this one is just 90) gets The Sandman and his authors far from the wandering non-jokes that stuff the most awful Blissful Madison films. What's more, indeed, it's a simple method for blocking out this present reality for a component runtime. Perhaps it's simply that we want that more during the 2020s than we did pre-pandemic? It's a secret.
By Almost Everything2 years ago in Humor
At 44, I Gave Up Drinking, Now I Can't Stop Thinking (Of How Hot I Am). Top Story - December 2023.
"You're 44?! You look hot!" I'd like to let everyone on Medium know (sorry to those who are less attractive than me), that these are the words I need to live with hearing daily. Especially when I stroll the beach in Miami in my bikini.
By Scott Christenson🌴2 years ago in Humor
How South Park Used ChatGPT to Help Write an Episode. Content Warning.
South Park is a show like no other. Where so many shows and cartoons seem almost to exist outside of time, South Park stays rooted in the moment. That’s not to say, of course, that the children have actually aged. Apart from graduating from third to fourth grade, they’ve remained 10-year-olds as they’ve confronted everything from climate change to religion, to politics, to a giant mechanized Barbara Streisand.
By Ben Ulansey2 years ago in Humor
South Park: The Most Important Satire Ever Made
Sometimes South Park can get a bad rap. With some of the jokes told in its 26 year run, it's not difficult to see why. South Park is both ruthless and persevering. With 326 episodes in its catalogue, there are few issues the long-running satire has failed to explore - and comprehensively.
By Ben Ulansey2 years ago in Humor