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I'm a Winner! I'm a Winner!! I'm a MEMER!! I'm a BRAGGART!!!!
😎 ⚡ Hello again! 👋😁 It's me: __Lightning Bolt⚡ and I'm a WINNER! {Like everyone didn't know that already!} I Won!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago in Humor
The Great Thermostat Wars
Ah yes. The thermostat. A tiny wall-mounted rectangle with the power to end marriages, divide families, and bankrupt entire neighborhoods. This is not just a device. It is the battlefield of the modern age.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
The Eternal Battle with Plastic Packaging
Ah, plastic packaging. That glossy fortress of despair. That shimmering armor of doom. That cruel invention designed not to protect the product, but to test the will of humankind.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Different Ways To Reach Home
Reaching home should be the simplest task in life. Open the door, walk inside, collapse dramatically onto the couch. Easy, right?
By Zakir Ullah5 months ago in Humor
Human Bodies: A Squishy Design Flaw Waiting to Happen
Good evening, fellow meatbags! Have you ever stubbed your toe so hard that you suddenly believed in alternate dimensions? Or smashed your shin on a coffee table and wondered if bones can actually scream? Congratulations! You’ve just experienced the tragic comedy of human design.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Bad Drivers: A Field Guide to Vehicular Villainy
🚦 Exhibit A: Roundabouts – The Bermuda Triangle of Traffic The instant certain drivers approach a roundabout, their brains reboot. All sense of direction and purpose evaporates, replaced by pure panic. It’s like watching a flock of birds get flash-banged by a solar flare:
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
The Time I Tried to Adult and Failed Miserably
Introduction: Adulthood sounded great in theory. Pay your bills on time, eat healthy, have a clean apartment, maybe even have a plant that survives more than a week. I had visions of this perfect adult life. Reality, however, had other plans. My journey into adulthood began with confidence… and ended with a series of spectacular failures that left me questioning whether I was cut out for this “adulting” thing at all.
By Nadeem Shah 5 months ago in Humor
My Epic Fail at Yoga Class
Introduction: I’ve always considered myself somewhat graceful… well, at least in my own head. So when I decided to join a local yoga class, I imagined serene stretches, deep breaths, and maybe a hint of enlightenment. What actually happened was far less zen and far more… chaotic.
By Nadeem Shah 5 months ago in Humor
Alarm Clocks Are Gaslighting Me...
Good morning, dear readers! Or should I say “bad morning,” because if you’re reading this, you probably woke up to the soul-piercing shriek of your alarm clock. You know the one. The device you trusted to gently usher you into consciousness, but instead ambushes you like a SWAT team breaking down your door at 6:00 a.m.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Ramesh and the Talking Goat
In the small, sun-drenched village of Bhatkpur, where roosters crowed like they had something to prove and the chai was always just a little too sweet, lived a man named Ramesh.
By meerjanan5 months ago in Humor
Dinner, Disaster, and a Duck: My Worst First Date Ever
The Build-Up There’s a certain thrill to a first date. That mix of nervousness and hope. The “what if” floating in your head as you carefully choose your outfit, rehearse witty one-liners, and pretend your hair will actually cooperate.
By Habib king5 months ago in Humor
The Goat Election
In the quiet village of Chikni Dhani, elections had always been a loud, dramatic affair. But this year, something unexpected happened. Something… goaty.
By meerjanan5 months ago in Humor