Parody
The Secret Lives of Garden Gnomes: What They’re Really Doing When You’re Asleep
For centuries, mankind has slept soundly under the false assumption that their gardens are tranquil places. Quiet sanctuaries of flora, chirping crickets, and maybe a bunny or two, nibbling on carrots. But recent evidence uncovered by The Pompous Post™ investigative team (me, one pair of binoculars, and a suspiciously long summer evening) has revealed the shocking truth: your garden gnomes aren’t innocent ceramic ornaments.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Surviving Monday Without Witnesses
The Alarm That Will Not Be Silenced The first sound you hear on Monday morning isn’t the birds singing or the gentle rustling of trees. No, it’s your alarm clock blaring like a war horn, reminding you that the world has decided to throw another Monday at you. You lie there, half-awake, convinced that surely the universe has made a mistake.
By Sahir E Shafqat4 months ago in Humor
BREAKING: Nation’s Grandmas Unite, Declare War on “Unsatisfyingly Thin” Restaurant Napkins
A Crisis at the Dinner Table For decades, Americans have tolerated flimsy restaurant napkins that disintegrate at the first sight of soup, shred beneath the weight of barbecue sauce, and provide less absorbency than a damp Kleenex. But no more.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
A Tribute to Polish Vodka - An historical treatise and sober analysis
I bought a bottle of Polish vodka a while back, and very tasty it was too. It was called Zubrowka, a genuine Polish vodka, distilled from rye, flavoured with bison grass and apparently a result of a tradition going back to the 14th century.
By Parody and Satire4 months ago in Humor
Great Hollywood Heist Movies. Re-Heat:The Sequel
*Spoiler alert : Contains plot details and lunacy. Not considered suitable for vegetarians. The long-awaited sequel to Michael Mann's celebrated thriller 'Heat' was less well received than its predecessor when it was released in 2009. Nevertheless it has rapidly become a cult classic amongst idiots and intellectuals alike but especially for those in the American food industry.
By Parody and Satire4 months ago in Humor
EXCLUSIVE: Local Man’s Wi-Fi Network “FBI Surveillance Van #4” Finally Gets a Knock on the Door From the Actual FBI
For seven years, residents of a quiet cul-de-sac in Des Moines lived in the shadow of a running gag. It wasn’t a neighborhood watch, or a barking dog, or even the HOA’s obsession with measuring lawn length to the millimeter. No, the source of both pride and suspicion was a Wi-Fi network named “FBI Surveillance Van #4.”
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Countryfile: Jeremy Clarkson Interviews Farmer Gates
Jeremy Clarkson: Welcome everyone to our weekly episode of 'Countryfile' here on the BBC with me Jeremy Clarkson. This week we're chatting to a very successful 'Man of the Earth'. He's Farmer Bill Gates. Welcome Bill, welcome to our show.
By Parody and Satire4 months ago in Humor
From the Frontline at the Tomatina Festival in Buñol
TV Anchorman: We interrupt this programme to bring you an urgent Newsflash. Dramatic events are taking place over in Spain in the city of Buñol near Valencia. We hear that it's absolute bedlam there and things are moving very quickly. We have a man on the ground right now, our European Correspondent Dan Gunsam. Hello Dan. Tell us what's going on.
By Parody and Satire4 months ago in Humor
ULEZ Hits the Louisiana Cattle Festival.
TV Anchorman; Welcome to ‘Good Morning USA’ with me, your host. Chuck Bloomer. Our first item just breaking is the outrage which has erupted across Louisiana with the news that, for the first time, the annual Cattle Festival in Abbeville will be subject to ULEZ restrictions. For those not in the know this stands for Ultra Low Emissions Zone. This is a State Government inspired drive to improve the air quality and environmental conditions in Louisiana. Here with us by live link is one of the Committee members of the festival Mr Duke Lejeune. Good morning Mr Lejeune.
By Parody and Satire4 months ago in Humor
