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Mountain Dew Soundbites That Never Were
I tried to pitch some ideas for a Mountain Dew Soundbite commercial for like Spotify and what not, and these are some of the ideas that I had written down. I personally thought they would be good, but we’ll see if Mountain Dew picks it up and if they do like it, then you heard it here first!
By Rand Einfeldt2 months ago in Humor
~ Shallow ~. Top Story - December 2025.
~ Spaghetti Straps & Curly-Perm ~ By Luck, we met at the .25 Cent car wash — probably not a quarter anymore? It is such a vivid memory. I was on my knees with a white plastic-tip Tiparillo cigar between my teeth (cool at the time) and no shirt while polishing my 'Chrome' wheels. I looked up to see this totally lovely woman with the Hottest looking Fluffy-Perm - wearing a 'Spaghetti-Strap' Sundress, that was quite transparent, I just couldn't stop staring! Let the Sunshine-In..!
By Jay Kantor2 months ago in Humor
The Day the President’s Stomach Declared a National Emergency
The Conference of Ultimate Importance Once every fifty years, world leaders gather for the Global Stability Summit, a meeting designed to bring peace, cooperation, and… a lot of awkward small talk. This year’s summit was held in the newly renovated International Peace Dome, which looked like a giant egg laid by a billionaire who wanted tax breaks.
By 𝒩𝓊𝓉𝓊 𝒱. 𝒞.2 months ago in Humor
2090: The Year Humanity Finally Got Its Act Together (Sort Of)
A future so advanced, we still find new ways to be ridiculous The world had already transformed into something our ancestors from the 2000s would barely recognize. The air was clearer than it had been in centuries, not because humanity suddenly became responsible, but because the planet finally got tired and forced us to adapt. Nobody expected 2090 to start with chaos, but honestly… It’s humanity. Chaos is our brand. By then, the world had already changed in ways your great-grandparents would call “witchcraft,” your grandparents would call “the devil’s work,” and your parents would call “too expensive.”
By 𝒩𝓊𝓉𝓊 𝒱. 𝒞.2 months ago in Humor
Miracle at the MacNab Transit Terminal
If you want to understand my hometown, you have to start at the MacNab Transit Terminal, the unofficial heartbeat of Hamilton—and the only place where you can witness commuter chaos, small miracles, and pigeon politics all before 9 a.m. It’s not just a terminal; it’s a stage. A place where timetables come to be ignored, announcements come to be misunderstood, and patience goes to be tested.
By Alexander Mind2 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest Dharrsheena Raja Segarran. Content Warning.
The Opening Monologue “So, I was told today that my ratings dipped a bit on Spotify. Last week’s episode pulled in 2 million streams, compared to 2.5 million for the debut with Lil Hammertoe. I’m not supposed to talk about this publicly, but what the hoot, I’m Gloria, I break rules. Oliver Olivier and Jason Pooper Scooper are watching the numbers closely. After the sixth episode, this is the fifth, they’ll decide whether this show is a safe investment for an additional 22 episodes. If they see any slippage, the show will be wrapped up, and they’ll ship me back to Yucaipa, California faster than a corpse in a shallow grave.
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 months ago in Humor
THE LEFT-HANDED PENCIL CONSPIRACY
If you listen closely in classrooms, construction sites, cubicles, and break rooms across America, you’ll hear it. A faint, weary sigh. A sigh belonging to the forgotten, the ignored, the graphite-smudged minority known as… left-handed people.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
The Interior Decoration of Police Interrogation Rooms
In a new survey published this month in 'Paint and Paste' magazine there is much criticism directed at the design of many American police stations. In an extensive project the buildings of our law-enforcement institutions have come under heavy scrutiny.
By Parody and Satire2 months ago in Humor
