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The Arcane Hourglass
Cosmic Red Alert! Dear Sausage, Owing to my great esoteric sensitivity, the current angle of my pineal gland and my dimensional proximity to the angelic realm, I have become finely attuned to higher-plane spiritual emanation.
By Ian Vinceabout a month ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Special Guest: Doctor Prismatone
Gloria’s Room “Debbie! I can’t find my glasses. Come help me.” Debbie runs into Gloria’s room. “What’s going on, Gloria? Where did you last see them?”
By Rick Henry Christopher about a month ago in Humor
TAN
"Well, this is new." I have been visiting this DVD store since I was in high school. It has been nearly 7 years now. I love movies and buy new ones every two weeks. I have never seen him in this neighborhood before. This store is quite popular and gets crowded in the evenings. I tend to come around in the evening on Saturdays.
By Jules Winabout a month ago in Humor
Centipede Joke: It Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
They say laughter is the best medicine, and we should laugh often. According to statistics, the average person laughs around 15–20 times a day. However, many people don't laugh as often.
By Margaret Minnicksabout a month ago in Humor
I Tried Living Like I Was in the 17th Century for a Week...
I. THE EXPERIMENT BEGINS (AGAINST MY WIFE’S WILL) It all started because I read one article... ONE... about “rewilding your modern life.”
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
Cook Jokes: Stirring Up Laughs One Spoon at a Time
Cooking brings folks together, whether it’s around the stove, the dinner table, or a group chat full of silly jokes. And let’s be honest—kitchen humor hits different. There’s something about pots boiling over, burnt toast, and overconfident home chefs that just cracks people up.
By JokeJesterabout a month ago in Humor
MISSION IMPROBABLE: How to Eat All Day on Free Samples Without Anyone Knowing
I. OPERATION: SNACK HEIST - A BRIEFING Black screen... A rhythmic heartbeat... The sound of a toothpick snapping in the distance.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
Mountain Dew Soundbites That Never Were
I tried to pitch some ideas for a Mountain Dew Soundbite commercial for like Spotify and what not, and these are some of the ideas that I had written down. I personally thought they would be good, but we’ll see if Mountain Dew picks it up and if they do like it, then you heard it here first!
By Rand Einfeldtabout a month ago in Humor
~ Shallow ~. Top Story - December 2025.
~ Spaghetti Straps & Curly-Perm ~ By Luck, we met at the .25 Cent car wash — probably not a quarter anymore? It is such a vivid memory. I was on my knees with a white plastic-tip Tiparillo cigar between my teeth (cool at the time) and no shirt while polishing my 'Chrome' wheels. I looked up to see this totally lovely woman with the Hottest looking Fluffy-Perm - wearing a 'Spaghetti-Strap' Sundress, that was quite transparent, I just couldn't stop staring! Let the Sunshine-In..!
By Jay Kantorabout a month ago in Humor
Crawfish Jokes: Shell-Shaking Laughs Straight From the Boil
Crawfish have a funny way of stealing the spotlight—whether they’re in a pot, scurrying across a dock, or starring in backyard boil parties.
By JokeJesterabout a month ago in Humor
Turks Jokes: Lighthearted Laughs from Turkish Humor
Turkish culture is rich with history, cuisine, music, and, of course, humor. Turks jokes are playful, clever, and often reflect daily life, social quirks, and cultural traditions.
By JokeJester2 months ago in Humor
How To Shop
Ah, shopping. Vital to life as we know it, yet often taken for granted, it is more than just an act of mundanity. It is an art form — despite how the average person on this planet tends to treat it.
By Snarky Lisa2 months ago in Humor