comedy
Comedy and humor in the sexuality space.
Dirty Dishes
Kitchen Sink Drama — Screenplay by Keith M. Green FADE IN: INT. Billericay. A council flat kitchen. Evening. In a run down yet spotless kitchen BARRY — a burly geezer clad in string vest, marigolds and faded jeans is doing the washing up. His thick muscular arms are firm but gentle as he handles the soaked tableware. He is attempting a stoic look, yet there is a darting restlessness in his eyes; a look befitting of one struggling with an indecent urge. Amongst the sounds of clattering plates and the squeaks of rubber over wet glass, we hear him let escape a whisper of excitement, a muffled moan of pleasure.
By Keith Green5 years ago in Filthy
Curiosity Killed the Sub
Spontaneity gets me into trouble all of the time. I can be so reckless with my decisions that I have often joked about a need for a life supervisor. Others have joked that I have a natural magnet for trouble in me, while less fun people inform me that my decision-making skills are poor. Whatever the perspective, I know for certain that I have a knack for the strangest, funniest, most awkward situations possible. You're reading words from a girl who elbowed a fist bump from a healthcare worker after trying to force a handshake during a pandemic. I promise, none of this is an exaggeration. I'm just gifted.
By Dani Banani5 years ago in Filthy
Working in an Adult Store: Tales of a Retail Associate
There comes a time in a person’s life when things of a certain size are just overwhelmingly and shockingly truly large. I did not know of John Holmes’ existence until I saw the film Boogie Nights (like a lot of people who have lived under a rock).
By Memoirs of A Chick5 years ago in Filthy
Working in An Adult Store: Tales of a Retail Associate
When I was 27, I found a job in Dallas working as a retail associate for an adult store, where the walls were adorned with boxes of various dildos and vibrators, an assortment of condoms and adult films, and things that I had never heard of before such as penis pumps and pocket pussies. The job paid $8.25 an hour, and I must confess, what lacked in pay was compensated for by the experiences I had with the customers I engaged with in the mornings and late at night.
By Memoirs of A Chick5 years ago in Filthy
5 Unfair Demands
First things first, I don't do these things for you. That's right. I'm talking about the demanding society and opposite sex who thinks they can expect everything. They think that I'm easily influenced by their fancy commercials and long lists of taboos. Well, I'm not.
By Beca Sayers5 years ago in Filthy
Me vs Monster D
So here were are, about to go Round 3. This particular night, he was in his feelings because of another female and I was in my feelings about some craziness that was going on around me. He had asked to come vent and I was like sure. Needless to say, I knew it was gonna be more than venting, but I said sure. Typical before "D" appointment, shave, shower and get cute. Now being that it was him, I wasn't getting too cute. I was just going to put on something that would have enabled easy access. And I am sure you know exactly what that means.
By Love MeTrue5 years ago in Filthy
Fellas, If Bitten By a Banana Spider, You Better Have All the Sex You Can!
I just found out some weird true fact about a spider bite. Well, this one is about the Brazilian Wandering Spider or the Banana Spider. There are many types of them, but one, in particular, causes a peculiar reaction once it delivers its bite. Apparently, it can be a venomous spider, depending on the dosage it delivers. The poison at deadly concentrations causes loss of muscle control and breathing problems, resulting in paralysis and, eventually, asphyxiation.
By Bazooka Teaches5 years ago in Filthy
