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Planet Tetro ~ Page 37
We were to have a small meal before we headed back to the cave . It was an extra relief that our backup brought extra rations . Im also going to send another message . Updating the village on the details of the things that happened up until now . I decided to rush my meal , I also wanted to make a secret weapon against the insect warriors . I went back to my tree and brought out my small set of traveling tools . It’s time to adjust my drill , I activated my powers to enhance my engineering . I decided to adjust my drill to become more of a conductor . I’ll also have to use my engineering gloves while fighting the insect warriors . Since my engineering gloves are shock resistant . I’ll also give it the ability to shoot the electricity flow back at the insects using the sense of electron flow . Wait until John and Bulls Eye see this in action ! I was thinking while working on it .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 36
“Hey , hey hey hey!” I woke up to Bulls Eye and John shaking me . Bulls eye started to talk, “ are you okay ? It looked like you were in the middle of having a nightmare ! I have to say , I’m surprised you’re still having bad dreams at this age . I wonder if it’s all the fighting getting to you “. John added, " yeah I said figure out a plan for the little guys . Not to freak out in fear . " Then they both erupted in laughter .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Spaghetti Family part 9, like honey to a pesky bee
I couldn’t stop crying. It was like the world as I knew it was over. Manny didn’t remember what I was to him, either did Robin. They had some memories just not the most recent ones of us together free in that new community in our new home.
By Melissa Ingoldsby3 years ago in Fiction
The Belchies - Tina
Tina sat at her desk as the evening grew darker, the light from the lamp shined off her black framed glasses as she looked out the window overlooking the ocean. Her mind wandering to her family and friends she hadn't heard from in what felt like a lifetime. After the passing of her father only months after her divorce from Jimmy Jr., Tina felt alone and lost. She purchased a small two-story craftsman home on the beach a few towns away, and dove into her passion of writing 'Dark Romance' novels. To her surprise a local publisher had taken a vast interest in her works, and began publishing them as fast as she could write them, giving her a decent income to live on.
By Neferitiri3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 35
The night was mostly uneventful . I only saw a few dino vultures flying around through the Skys . Going back and forth from the cave . I figured it was the insect warriors doing some scouting looking for us . As long as they didn’t bother us tonight . We wouldn’t be bothering them . I can promise that , I thought . While I only had a simple task to do . I decided that this would be the best time to plan a new strategy for the insect army . After all , John was pretty inspirational . What could I use out of everything that we have , and or everything that we have come across on this adventure so far ?
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 34
After the battle we walked to examine our fallen foe . His skull was bashed in due to the staff of Visceroy's . The giant cyclops was left a bloody mess . I wish we could’ve met on different terms . He would’ve been a great ally. John didn’t seem too happy about our victory . Probably because the battle ended in his death . We also never even had the chance to try and communicate . This giant will just have to be another mystery that we’ll be able to solve another day.
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 33
The giant Cyclops didn’t appreciate the constant jabs to it’s legs . It ran full speed at Visceroy , while blocking the staff with his hand . By the time it reached Visceroy he used his staff to vault back to where the cyclops was . The cyclops reached for the staff and grabbed it. Then Visceroy let go of his staff and it smashed into the ground as if it weighed a million tons . That’s when I remembered him saying that the staff was weightless for him . It must also mean that the staff has unlimited weight when someone tries to hold it .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 32
We could hear angry growls as the monster paced near the entrance . It was probably contemplating on a way to get to us . I was wondering how many more times Visceroy can make his staff that large before getting tired , I thought it was probably be rude to ask a superior something like that in the heat of battle . It really didn’t matter though , if this doesn’t work we’ll have to fight . The chances of us getting away from something that size , while it's tracking our scent is low . Running away isn’t in option . That would at least be suicide to the two slowest people . Especially as extremely agitated it is now .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
"Camouflage" (Roman Version)
So, like most parties, in this campaign, we were not in a modern setting. We were in a D&D 5e Fantasy version of the Roman Empire, circa 600AD. Also like most parties, we ended up making a decent number of references to more modern entertainment. The first time that I did it actually even made it into the campaign as something Bastian ended up singing one night - not so much to the party, but more to himself while he was bored. Lead to some interesting interactions. That'll come later as I go through his journal entries.
By Bastian Falkenrath3 years ago in Fiction
Sad-Ass Sandwich
“Bread’s not toasted, no lettuce or greenery of any type…” Chris pauses for dramatic effect. “...that’s a sad-ass sandwich.”
By Stephen Kramer Avitabile3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 31
The big electric ball was shot in our direction . We all instantly dived to the side of the cave and the electricity hit the sleeping Monster ! You could see small sparks emanating from the attack around the monsters body for a few seconds . A little smoke even came up off of the huge body . We all just stared at him shocked at what the insect warriors just did . I even thought to myself , I'm glad that didn't hit us . For a moment though , he didn’t budge . Then suddenly he got up and started roaring extremely loud . RAAAAAWWRRR! We didn’t stick around , we all instinctively took off . If that thing gets to one of us , especially in these close quarters . We couldn't guarantee anyones safety .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
The Dragon and the Tot
With a chill in the air and leaves swirling, it was the beginning of Fall. Dew covered the forest floor. Off in the distance was a faint whine. My ears perked up, and I squinted to see better. I am an older dragon, you know, and my senses aren't what they used to be. I laid my giant head back down and chose to ignore the noise. My eyes started to close as I dozed into slumber, but the whining grew louder. Annoyed and frustrated, I rose up from my cozy bed of leaves. I was used to getting my 30 plus years of sleep and without it, I get cranky. I stuck out my neck and squinted again to see what this disturbance was all about. There was nothing there. Nothing but the misty fog and cold, still forest. The noise had seized and all was quiet.
By Shanon Canuto3 years ago in Fiction