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Planet Tetro ~ Page 43
About 5 minutes passed and then Wade walked in with a few insect warriors . It seemed he woke up ! He was guided to us by the insects . Rose greeted him while we were all still busy eating . “Hi wade ! How are you feeling ? Are you hungry ? Wade gave a small smile and replied shortly “ yes , the fish smells sublime . Oh and I’m fine . Sorry I hope you all are feeling well . Now I’ll be helping myself .” Then he scurried off like an animal aware of their primal desires . Some of the guys started drinking the beer we had been saving for after the battle . Visceroy yelled “ cheers , for we celebrate even in defeat !“ We cheered as everyone laughed .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 42
I must’ve passed out again , because I woke up in a small cave room being treated by Rose . " Where are we ?" I asked her. She replied , " We’re in a small cave room and we are honorary guest of the hosts . I am told once everyone is recovered from the poison that the king and queen want to give us a gift ." A gift I thought ? Right , they were grateful that we took took out the giant cyclops . They called it a monster , I guess they still don’t know what it really was . I mean we still don’t really know what it was . John said the giant was taller than any cyclops he’s ever met back home .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
The Pumpkins on my Roof
I tried to hush my breathing while hiding behind a tree in the dark. Three little pumpkins landed on MY HOUSE! I turned and whispered to my Dad, "When did they get here?" With all seriousness, he said, "They got here right before we got y'all from school. Boy, were they loud gettin on that roof." I hope they're just as excited as I am to see each other again. The pumpkins come every year, and I'm always stunned by how magical they look under the moon. The bright orange glow of their wacky grins mesmerizes me. It seems like they're laughing non-stop and cracking the funniest of jokes.
By M3 years ago in Fiction
A child, a cat, an owl and Dragon
The forest was dark, eerie and foreboding. Light and night cast ominous shadows upon the ground, feeding the imagination with thoughts of witches, faeries and innumerable bands of night crawlers just waiting to pounce upon the unsuspecting and innocent passersby. Fear played and danced betwixt and amidst the many limbs, branches and leaves of the trees. The sky above wore it's most portentous orange glow. Evil eyes glowed in every bush and thicket, as creatures great and small scampered hither and thither, cowering in the undergrowth, peeking curiously at the folly of anyone who dared be out on such an eerie and gloomy night as this.
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 41
Wade was using more tactic than brute force . His style relied more on taking out as many enemies as possible . With each strike , rather than using superior speed as well . Using wide deliberate strikes that took out at least 10 insect warriors at a time . Jumping from cave wall to wall , dealing countless casualties to the enemies . This style also helped with keeping his stamina optimal and showed off his brilliance in battle that was gained from wisdom .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ 40
We didn’t have much time to ponder and think about how to get out of our dire situation . The insect warrior swarms started to rapidly close in , and at a very frightening pace . Rose looked surprisingly more brave than me at this moment . Even after being frozen by fear when we were attacked by the armored snakes . Everyone looked more brave than me , but in that instant seeing their faces gave me the crazy confidence to smile a little bit .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 39
I braced myself to block one of the electric balls of lightning magic flying towards us . I wasn’t sure how they would deal with the one coming from the other side . I had no choice but to what I could . I was going to block from the rear as we were still in formation except for Rose . The ball came and I still felt a little pain at first , as I thought . Without fully testing I never expected the drill to absorb the full blast . Although my drill still did an amazing job and started to suck the electricity out of the attack before I accumulated any damage .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 38
We kept moving at a medium pace without seeing any insect warriors . We finally reached the divide after around 20 mins of marching through the cave . We paused and looked inside of all three of the paths . We then closely peered down them as fast as we could see . After noticing nothing of significance we went down the larger path . What are those insect warriors up to ? I thought inside of my head as we advanced .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
The Dargon Incantation
"Never wake a sweeping dargon." "Wait, I'm sorry, can you repeat that last part?" "It says, 'never wake a sweeping dargon'."
By J. Scott Tanner3 years ago in Fiction
Celebrated Courage the Cowardly Dog Characters- Know What Makes This Cowardly Dog Courageous and Special!
Celebrated Courage the Cowardly Dog Characters- Know What Makes This Cowardly Dog Courageous and Special! While most of you might have spent your childhood watching ‘Courage the cowardly dog characters,’ some might not know everything about this pink beagle. According to popular opinion, this show made the kids aware of some scary concepts. And, there is no reason why your kid or you shouldn’t watch it. After all, all the 90’s kids grew up watching this fantastic animated series.
By Abhishek Saini3 years ago in Fiction
600 AD - Session Zero
This series will be following, as best I can recall, the events that took place during a D&D campaign that I very much enjoyed. It has been on hiatus for a while now due to various real-life events that have kept the group from continuing, but we all have a decent amount of hope for the future, and in the meantime I should at least be able to piece together the events that happened so far. In this post I'll be going over the basic layout of information from the start of the campaign, as well as the information regarding the character that I played.
By Bastian Falkenrath3 years ago in Fiction
Spaghetti family part 10, spaghetti party!
I don’t know how we managed to get out of that “lesson” unscathed, but we did. It wasn’t as bad as it usually is, but still scary and I felt uneasy for Robin and Manny.
By Melissa Ingoldsby3 years ago in Fiction