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Planet Tetro ~ Page 47
We traveled for half of a day taking small rests before actually planning on camping . It was getting dark soon . We came upon a nice den that may have been abandoned . The den looks like it was made by a Drox ( Gerbil looking canines with the size and mannerisms of foxes from our world ) . The nest was a decent size , it was probably made for a large Drox family . Since we had extra protection there wasn't a need for us to be taking shifts sleeping tonight . After receiving gifts from their king himself . We felt perfectly comfortable around the soldiers we were once fighting .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 46
John was the second one to find a weapon after looking around . He chose a black spiked club . King Fault explained that it had the power to pin down one enemy that he points it to for 30 seconds . John has to be physically stronger than the target for this ability to work on an opponent . So it's perfect for him . The weapons ability only has a one time use . The weapon itself is legendary black steel that is unbreakable by usual means . John thanked the king . " Thanks sir ! I've never gotten a gift so amazing in my life ! I'll remember this forever , especially after we were just fighting ! Sorry I'm getting a little emotional " John went on a little walk to calm down from his excitement .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Learning to fly
It was a crisp Autumn afternoon as I drove past the airport building and around to the side road where the private aircraft were kept. Biggin Hill Airport is a former RAF base just outside of London and you could still see some of the wartime barracks and the airmen’s chapel beside the more modern air terminal. I wasn’t interested in any of that. I was there for a flying lesson. My first ever flying lesson. An 18th birthday present from Mum and Dad.
By Raymond G. Taylor3 years ago in Fiction
The Method Mission
One day, three friends named Jericho, Hunter, and Lita were at their favorite hangout, the Palace of Sweet, and were discussing their science project, which was to give a synopsis of the scientific method. “What are we gonna do?” Hunter said. “We must present a diagram and outline of the scientific method by Thursday, and today is Tuesday, and we haven’t made any progress.” “Chill, dude,” said Lita. “We still have a day and a half to figure something out. Yeah, but when it comes to the scientific method, we all are wearing dunce caps. Oh! I just wish there was an easier way to learn more about it since the science books give little information,” said Jericho.
By Kylecovey Smith3 years ago in Fiction
(Dragon Breath)
DRAGON BREATH Dragons aren’t really the monsters they’re made out to be - they’re more like naive and very gangly, playful, puppies. However, there was this tendency to incinerate anything within fifty yards with their excitable and uncontrollable fiery breath. Now that was an unfortunate trait.
By Malcolm Twigg3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 45
The king said, " let’s see if I remembered your names that Rose taught me earlier . That leaves John , Illdred , and Bulls Eye ?" We all said yes while nodding in agreement . He continued on to say , “ good well you 3 go ahead and pick your weapons then . Each magical weapon here is elemental or gives you an edge in battle . They all have different usage rates depending on the weapon and there are two different charge types . I'm sure Rose is as at least acquainted with the basics of enchantment magic . Light or dark magic is used to either add an element or and extra effect for the weapon . In even even rarer cases the weapon can transform different aspects of the holder . Weapons that are enchanted using light magic can be charged with sunlight . Weapons made with dark magic can only be charged during moonlight . Early waxing phase is enough light to charge dark enchanted weapons . Late waning phase is as well . Enchanted weapons can not be charged during their use . In fact they have to be sitting still for a few minutes before charging begins . So it's recommended not to hold them at all when you're ready for a charge Just ask me any specific question when a certain weapon catches your eye . Take your time looking around . When it comes to weapons I do believe in love at first sight .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Miracle’s Curse
Adrian shivered in the red brick hallways. Although there were red lanterns to guide him along the black floor, it was dark and cold. These maze-like hallways were bland and much the same; he had gotten lost more than once before. But somehow Sara Felle knew her way around without difficulties. This afternoon—closer to evening than midday, really—she had been summoned out of the mansion for reasons she wouldn't speak of. It was a relief to not have her sharp ice eyes on him wherever he went. But now wasn't the time to relax. He had to find the box. Sara had nearly killed him when he found it in one of the guest rooms. He had burns to prove it. But now he hungrily searched for it.
By Victoria Cage3 years ago in Fiction
Mixed Fruits and Metaphors
Adam is busily scribbling on a piece of paper with a pencil when God quietly walks up beside him. God: Hey Adam, what's up?
By Sid Mark3 years ago in Fiction
Nima and the Human Boy
s an abandoned toddler in the forest. “I really don’t want to do this,” she muttered under her warm breath. Nima didn’t know why her mother insisted she be the one to go collect the offering from the Lake of Sacrifice. It wasn’t her fault her brother decided to be a total idiot and fight a troll when he knew what a little spite from a troll could do to a dragon.
By Nneka Anieze3 years ago in Fiction
Spaghetti Family part 12, all is lost without you
The morning hits me all wrong, and too overexposed and way too bright. Robin is in my arms fast asleep, but I feel that something is going to happen and it is not going to be good.
By Melissa Ingoldsby3 years ago in Fiction
Which witches are witching
Far, far away in the bewitched witching, most scary, bizarre, frightening, startling, disturbing, unnerving, disconcerting, intimidating, chilling and shocking of all the petrified forests, lived the TEN SISTERS OF THE SCALDING CAULDRON. Witches most alarming.
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 44
The king continued , "we were already told by your companion that Sir Visceroy is your groups leader . So I’ll let you answer us Sir Visceroy ." Visceroy blushed a little , then started to reply . We are from the village Green Crest. We we were sent here to find out about the monster and the cave . We were also sent to identify and locate treasure . We had information that this was a sapphire Cave , so we were wondering if we could mine some sapphire in the future as well as bring back some samples . I don’t know if it’s so smart for me to be so transparent , but you seem to be treating us fairly at the moment . I feel that honesty will be the best way to make a first impression .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction