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Kaspian’s Dilemma
Kaspian snorted derisively, tendrils of smoke escaping from his enormous nostrils. He simply couldn’t accept this was happening again so soon. It had only been a week since the last infestation had been cleared out and here was the start of another one! These pestilential creatures kept wandering into his forest and he was NOT having it! Didn’t they understand that this territory was strictly off limits to non-dragonian kind? Perhaps he should post a sign?
By Donna Renee3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 62
I was sitting in my small lab in my home . I was in the middle of inspecting my drill and cleaning it when I heard knocking at the door . I went to the door and saw a short German Shepard guard holding 3 letters . When he saw me he nodded at me and handed the notes . I nodded back and he took off . When letters from royalty or government are being sent to us civilians , the gaurds are ordered not to speak . That way the message isn’t effected in anyway .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 61
We stopped at the cafe to grab our breakfast . We both ordered eggs and toast . She wanted coffee though , I decided to get some juice for myself . After I finished paying for the food we took off to the river . We found a great spot to lay a picnic at . The grass was low and there were even a few decent sized boulders around to place things on . We placed the blankets on the grass first , and then the food as we sat down and got comfortable .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 60
I was still deep in thought when I felt Goldy stirring up besides me . She brought my mind back to the current state of events . I decided to act like I was still sleeping and kept holding her . Just a few more hours I thought to myself . Laying with Goldy is the only reason I ever like to stay in the bed . Even though we were on the roof . She seemed to be on the same page and quickly went back to sleep . I decided to get a little more rest myself and dozed off again .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
The Stuff of Legend
When the dragons first arrived, one of the most pressing issues was that of nomenclature. No human could pronounce any dragon’s name. Most dragons could, of course, pronounce most human names. There were bar fights, hostilities, and an all-around unpleasant time. Eventually, they came to an agreement. The humans would be allowed to give the dragons nicknames in human languages as long as the nicknames were reverent descriptors of how awe-inspiring and mighty the dragons were.
By Cassian Grove3 years ago in Fiction
The Samhain Chronicles: Ch. 19
Danny just sat there, gobsmacked, as he tried to process Mother Abigail's statement. "Th-The End of Days?" he squeaked, "What-... What d'ye mean by that?"
By Natalie Gray3 years ago in Fiction
Dubious
The dragon plodded along slowly through the forest. It was a quiet morning, which wasn’t entirely abnormal. Not many creatures liked to hang around a dragon, even one as old as himself. He was hardly a danger to anyone though. His wings were shriveled and useless, he hadn’t breathed fire in ages, couldn’t see far away, and his hearing was spotty. If it wasn’t for his sharp sense of smell he might have just given up. He survived almost exclusively on defenseless sheep that wandered too close to his den(if he could catch them.) It wasn’t much, but it was honest work.
By C.K. Kesterson3 years ago in Fiction
Zhane & Vitani Part 2
Chapter 2 First Day Fever Today was August 25th, the first day of school, Zhane was waiting for Vitani to finish making breakfast.
By Kylecovey Smith3 years ago in Fiction
The Wyrmling
"Saphira!" Farrian scream whispered. "Saphira, wake up!" Saphira stirred, disorientated for a moment. She'd been sleeping for 160-odd years so it took her a couple of beats before her dry, tired eyes settled on Farrian hovering over her looking terrified. She stretched from the scaley crane of her neck all the way down to the whip of her tail and gave a rapid shake of her head.
By Penny3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 59
We both stared into the sky looking at the stars without talking for awhile . Kissing and cuddling under the half moonshine . I told her to look north . Our brightest and most popular star Fosavian was dominating the sky at this time . With the other stars looking like decorations in comparison . I started to talk to her . “ Legend has it that if you follow that star while on the sea . It will lead you to amazing treasure . The legend also goes that if you follow the star in space , that you’ll receive powers of unimaginable proportions .”
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Music In My Blood
Marcie said that there were no good places to drink, in downtown Austin — which statement, he decided, made her a mistress of high irony, indeed. A walk or drive, of only a few blocks, revealed any number of bars, pubs and restaurants, and of course, one might dine and drink at the Driskill Hotel, on Sixth Street, which was reputed to be haunted. The hotel, not the street.
By Eric Wolf3 years ago in Fiction
The Marvelous Rendell and Bob
Rendell was an enormous maroon colored talking dragon with blue, red and yellow spotted eyes and enormous jagged green and red colored scales. Rendell lived deep within a cave with many tunnels and a small stream running down the center of its largest stony path. This not only gave the cave its wonderful petrichor smell, but the water pooled up at the end of the corridor making a convenient bath. The pooled water was usually warm from natural steam vents beneath, but sometimes rose to boiling temperatures. The steam caused water to bead up and eventually grow stalactites and stalagmites. The cave’s complicated burrows were an unsolvable maze to humans, keeping Rendell safe. Rendell had been living there long enough to know where every passageway led.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction