Sexy Lemon Drizzle
Chocolate cake is for dicks. Class acts know it's all about the lemon drizzle.

Lemon drizzle used to be my favourite. Unfortunately, I can never have this as a treat when I'm out anymore, because whatever they give me is never as good as this bad boy I can whip up at home. Sigh.
Ingredients
- 150g each of sugar, butter, and self raising flour
- 2 eggs
- 1 lemon
- 50g extra sugar for the glaze
How you do
- Melt the butter, mix it with the sugar.
- Zest the lemon; chuck the zest in
- Add the eggs and mix it some more
- Add the flour and mix it again.
- Stick the batter in a loaf tin. (I like to use a loaf tin liner for this one if I've got any, because it saves losing any of the drizzle.) Bake for 45 mins. (I check it after 40.) A skewer should come out clean.
- Leave it in the tin for a bit. Glaze it while it's still warm.
- The glaze: Squeeze the juice of the lemon into a pan with 50g sugar. Heat it gently and keep stirring until it's all melted together and gone all syrupy. (You can melt the butter in the microwave if you wantk, but this bit really needs to be in a pan on the stove.) Pour this over the cake while it's still hot, and while the cake is still warm.
- Let it cool a bit more before you try to eat it, but fresh and warm is the best way.

Why I love it
- Easy to remember. Short ingredient list, and it's just 150 of everything.
- No skill required
- Not labour intensive - easy to make by hand without a stand mixer
- You've probably got everything you need for it in the cupboard.
- Inexpensive
- Tastes glorious!
Ingredients notes:
- Lemon: Unwaxed is best
- Sugar: normal granulated, or caster sugar both give a good result.
- Eggs: medium is probably fine. Room temperature, you heathen! You can beat them before you add them to the mixture, I suppose. If you want. I always do the zest first, because 1) otherwise I am liable to forget it, and it's kind of a key ingredient, and 2) it ensures the butter has cooled enough that you don't end up with scrambled eggs in your cake batter.
- Flour: self raising! Or add a raising agent to plain (all purpose) flour. It's 1tsp of baking powder per 100g so (getchore calculators out) 1.5tsps of baking powder for this recipe. I pretty much never sift flour, because, genuinely, can't see the point. Who can be bothered? But if a recipe calls for self raising, and I use plain and add baking powder, then I do sift it. I feel like it needs all the help it can get, you know? Just makes me feel better about the whole thing, really. I've started adding a bit at a time, just because.
Serving suggestions
I have no idea how well this keeps, because it's never lasted longer than a few hours. Honestly, I consider myself lucky if it lasts longer than an hour. Usually it's all gone before it's gone completely cold.
I have managed to have it cold a couple of times. It's still pretty good. I recommend having a chunk of it with a cup of tea around eleven a.m. Yum!
Also very edible warmed up (stick a slice in the microwave for 30 seconds or so).
Have it hot with custard after a Sunday roast.
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Thank you for reading! Let me know if you give it a go!
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Comments (8)
"No skills required". Hahahahahahahaha you tend to underestimate me and my ability to mess up even the simplest of things 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This sounds just heavenly, LC!
Well, just call me a drizzly dick, or something, because I likes my chocloate cake, but I'm gonna' give this drizzle a try! Thanks for sharing the recipe, even if it's measured in those damnable "g's". (Just kidding; we can convert.) We might give this a try tomorrow. Today, I'm awaiting the soon-to come baking aroma of the now-rising whole wheat sourdough bread!
"Chocolate cake is for dicks." 🤣🤣🤣 I must be a dick because I like lemon drizzle a lot...but its usually a big fat choc cake that draws me in! That said... I'm gonna give your recipe a go! Thank you.
Always prefer something slightly sourish! Looks like I may give it a go.
..... and now I am hungry! Looks like it could be a mid afternoon treat! Great one!
Yummy! ‘Bad boy’ indeed!
LOL! Is it bad and telling of me as a person that I saw the notification and clicked double quick because you used the words sexy, lemon and drizzle in the title? As usual. Another recipe I shall need to save. I love the honesty and humour in your recipes. Have you ever considered pitching a show to like the Beeb? Or Five? You'd be amazing, I reckon. Lol. Honestly, though, love the bit about how you count it as good if it lasts longer than an hour before it's gobbled. I know those kinda bakes all too well. Lol. Well done and thank you for this. Saving it. Will let you know if and when I do it. :)