Joe Patterson
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Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.
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Appreciate Your Job
If no one has ever told you this before, I’m telling you now: always appreciate your job. That is perhaps one of the most cliche company lines people reiterate all the time, but it is absolutely true. You need to appreciate your job. Where is this coming from you might ask. Well I recently had like a one millionth epiphany of this when I was working at my job last weekend and something clicked for the one billionth time.
By Joe Pattersonabout a year ago in Journal
Hate Boat
Larry, Ashley, Kenneth and Alexandria are boarding Larry’s speedboat on trip along the ocean for a day. “Hurry up slow pokes, I ain’t got all day” Harry started sarcastically. “Actually we do have all day, sex kitten” Ashley responded humorously. “Well you know his tree don’t go to the end of the bark” Kenneth utter.
By Joe Pattersonabout a year ago in Fiction
GalaxyCon 2024
Once again, it’s the most wonderful time of the year for me. It’s the season of the Con, Galaxy Con that is. On Sunday, July 28th I went to GalaxyCon for the fourth time since 2019 and I have to say this was definitely the craziest year I’ve ever went.
By Joe Pattersonabout a year ago in Geeks
Thank You Marvel Films
The year is 2024 and one of the biggest brands of not only entertainment, but pop culture as a whole is Marvel. If you ask someone today what is Marvel they will be quick to tell you everything under the sun about the Marvel Cinematic Universe owned by Disney Studios. Very understandable, I mean there’s not too many people you’ll find who aren’t Avengers fans right? I’m a huge fan of the MCU myself, I even consider myself an MCU fanatic, but when I was a little kid in the early 2000s there was no MCU. We just had Marvel Films, movies that were based off Marvel Comics characters that were distributed by various film studios with the assistance and oversight over Marvel Comics Enterprises. In the early 2000s these films were my MCU and all of us nerds of the late 90’s and early 2000s loved them. These movies are also responsible for why we have the Marvel Cinematic Universe and they need to be given more acknowledgment and credit for paving the way for the MCU.
By Joe Pattersonabout a year ago in Geeks
Forever Charmed: A tribute to Shannen Doherty
If you grew up in the 80’s, 90’s or even the early 2000’s you were more than likely a huge fan of Shannen Doherty. She captivated all of us throughout the course of her career and how it all played into her personal life which we all saw front and center. Let us take a walk down memory lane and examine the life, career and legacy of the newly ascended Shannen Doherty.
By Joe Pattersonabout a year ago in Journal




