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Bye Bye Calories

A farewell to junk food

By Joe PattersonPublished about a year ago 1 min read
Bye Bye Calories
Photo by Louis Hansel on Unsplash

Today I’m parting ways with junk food

Your effect on my weight is rude.

You gave me man boobs, that’s cruel.

No longer a food fool.

I’m done with fat.

You just ain’t

where it’s

at.

humorheartbreak

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Joe Patterson

Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.

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  • Jaye Poolabout a year ago

    I feel this in my soul.

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    Haha. Man boobs. This is great.

  • Michelle Liew Tsui-Linabout a year ago

    Yes, a break up we want but can't seem to carry through. LOL! A difficult relationship, Joe. Well-expressed.

  • Gina C.about a year ago

    I love this! So relatable. :) I feel like I'm constantly breaking up and getting back together with sweets and junk, LOL

  • Printique Studiosabout a year ago

    I'm with you, going to follow your plan! Wes

  • Christy Munsonabout a year ago

    That's the saddest breakup poem I've read in recent years! Funny too. But mostly sad. Well done!

  • Andrea Corwin about a year ago

    Hey, great job, loved the poem and the rhyme …. and I'm with ya (but just a little bit of chocolate).

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