Gerard DiLeo
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Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!
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My substrack at https://substack.com/@drdileo
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Taking Inventory
He was the night watchman at the inflatable woman factory. He was designated employee #26, that shift's assignment. Having never had relationships with women, his only familiarity with the fairer sex was via the polyvinyl woman du jour he chose to "inspect" after midnight each shift.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
Sadfasdf, Trending
I was watching YouTube. It seems that putting random keystrokes into Google search brings up bizarre videos. Eager try it, I performed a finger-roll on my keyboard's second row of letters, rapidly undulating keys from pinky-to-index finger, with an extra randomization thrown in.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
Very Short Sermon on Recanting One’s Inhumanity to Man, From Someone Who Experienced His Humane Epiphany, Man-to-Man. Content Warning.
An inhumane man, to Man, looked ahead To change to humane, man-to-Man, instead So he gathered his faithful And preached so very graceful
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Poets
Y2K and the Imminent Digital Apocalypse
In 1999, my sister-in-law fretted the coming disaster with the changeover of computers from the 1900s to the 2000s. When computers were first developed, digital storage was expensive, so the dating scheme had just 2 digits, e.g., 59 instead of 1959. In this way, 2 digits of hard disk space were saved whenever a date was recorded or applied to each and every file being laid down on hard drives.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
