Wheelin' and Dealin'
A man suggested as a valentine
How both could have a good time
A threesome it seemed
Would answer his dreams
Till he saw her Rolls bought on his credit line
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Copping a Please!
A pimp sent out his valentines
Of young ladies arriving as concubines
They recorded their trysts
As love's parting gifts
Now their Johns are doing hard time
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For a Good Time!
He sent his jailbird girl a valentine
A woman, locked up, doing five-to-nine
He planted a file beforehand
Which was confiscated as contraband
She'll not be out on good time, soon, any time
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Gerard DiLeo
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Comments (3)
very cheeky!
Hahahahhahahaha all of these were hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha! I love a shady Valentine! I wanna go to New Orleans and get into trouble, well not that kind of trouble, 😂. Good one Gerard