satire
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Trump Fan Fiction
WAR DRUMS ON THE POTOMAC By Hunter S. Thompson, ret. Mar-A-Largo after midnight is a depressing proposition at best. The old money has had their Prawn Plate by 4:00, a cocktail and a half, and are off to bed by 8:00. Their children, those born with a Teflon spoon in their incest induced, horribly cleft palates, generally drink themselves into a stupor by 10:00 and that leaves the Help and an angry Roxanne Pulitzer left to entertain those of us hardy enough to want to see the sun rise.
By Lance Norris5 years ago in The Swamp
Dixon
Thus far, we have wandered pellmell through several fabled lands, always within a snapshot of their lengthy histories. Always getting a sample of their people in the midst of events that have been brewing for ages, perhaps repeating endlessly but maybe not, we have explored what must seem like an alternative history. If we are to be of the utmost brevity, the people do not behave as one might expect them to, unless one is indeed a hostile cynic. And yet, although we intend to continue in this vein, there is another history begging to be heard; not for any need of its own, rather it begs to offer a scrap of background in the mosaic we have the honor to present. It does not need us to understand, but we need it, in order to make sense of our hero's admittedly unusual experience.
By H. Robert Mac5 years ago in The Swamp
Beyond The Red Hat
Written by H M Hines December 12, 2020 Artist - BlackStar If you have a Bootlicker on your holiday shopping list, and we all seem to, you may be stressing out how to get them the perfect gift. Whether it's your uncle, the armchair constitutional law expert, your coworker and resident QAnon groupie, or your brother’s new knock off Tomi Lahren girlfriend, we all have that one person with whom we have so very little in common with on every level, that gifting is nigh impossible. If you picked the wrong name out of the Secret Santa drawing this year and are stuck scrambling for a gift for someone you’d sooner give the finger to than a present, have no fear, we have you covered.
By SNROCINUTAF5 years ago in The Swamp
A Farewell to Harms
Dear President Tump, I am writing to you to thank you and wish you all the success that you deserve in your future endeavors. You have helped to make this a greater nation and I mean that with all sincerity. I agree with you on the argument that God wanted you to be president. Everything is part of some grand scheme, even the unpopular things. And on a smaller scale, how better to find out that fire is hot than to burn oneself? I am going to write about a few things that this country would never have truly known about itself had you not been elected to be the leader of this great nation.
By James S. Carr5 years ago in The Swamp
GOP Furious Over Turkey Election Fraud - Declare Cobb the Winner
"Hi, this is David Allen at WNPD News and we're bringing you the Presidential Turkey Pardon ceremony at the White House Rose Garden which will start any minute. Of course, there is also the issue of Cob Turkey, the Republican nominee, who still refuses to concede and is holding onto the belief that he was really the one who won the Social Media Election. Now, we'll join Daniel Levine who's there with the celebrants. How's the atmosphere there Dan?"
By Natalie Frank, Ph.D5 years ago in The Swamp
THE OXYMORONIC TIMES
New Disease Plagues New World Order Future Overlords Ask "What the FRAS?!" You may be one of many adults worldwide who have been exposed to lethal levels of chronic bullshit, putting you at risk for developing Forced Reality Awareness Syndrome or FRAS.
By Althea Veritas5 years ago in The Swamp
What’s Worse Than the Boogeyman?
I don’t know if my American brethren of a different hue truly hate people like me, but the idyllic institutional constructs created to share the dream of our founding fathers is steeped in systemic racism and economic oppression that my American dreams has been nightmarish.
By Charles C. Campbell5 years ago in The Swamp
