Ross E Fortune Lombardi

Joined November 2020

224 stories

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Writer and Artist.

A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!

Mutare non est meum

Cantus moriar

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http://lombot.co.uk

You Tube:

https://www.youtube.com/@Rat_Lombot/featured

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Throw it away? Both VHS Tapes AND Emotions.
I used to have a huge collection of VHS tapes That kept far longer than I should have. Long after my last VHS machine died.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi25 days ago in Humans
Going 'full on', 'L' Macbeth with this Arse!. Content Warning.
Going 'full on', 'L' Macbeth with this Arse! By By Ross "shattered heart" E-ver F-ucked Lone-badi . I am Done! I am SO Done now!
By Ross E Fortune Lombardiabout a month ago in Poets
Inappropriate sexting of women IS wrong... But.... Content Warning.
Inappropriate sexting of women IS wrong... But... ...But I reckon I can do it better... I'm so sick of the basic inappropriate sexting crap men sending women.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardiabout a month ago in Humans
Susan
. Susan Did I really ask too much ? . Just to 'be there'. It was not too much to ask! Was it? Sure read your book, or play with your phone or type on your keyboard,
By Ross E Fortune Lombardiabout a month ago in Poets
Two for Christmas
. Two for Christmas By Ross E F Lombardi. . Way back in 1944... A handmade gift He made for "his girl" A pretty hand painted bauble he made.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardiabout a month ago in Poets
Modern dating, all-round for everyone sucks.. Top Story - December 2025. Content Warning.
DATEING 2020 Onwards. . I'm just gonna dare say it. Men suck Women suck Humanity sucks Humans suck.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardiabout a month ago in Humans
I'm waching porn I do that So do lots of people!. Content Warning.
Ok. I'm waching porn I do that So do lots of people! Including women who also watch it to! . But it has just occurred to me in a world that is cursed with 'Andrew Tate's' in it - That there is a certain porn myth that needs addressing.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardiabout a month ago in Humans
HELP a poem.... Content Warning.
. HELP a poem... By Ross E F Lombardi . You don't want to ask for help You resist asking for help with all you might,
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi4 months ago in Poets
HONEST AND REAL.
. HONEST AND REAL. By Ross E F Lombardi . I can do some things I can do allot I have two hands, and a back and can move stuff around,
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 months ago in Poets
SEX Questions. Content Warning.
? SEX Question Part 1 What is femininity? By Ross E F Lombardi . What is a Woman? What is a Girl? . Is it a body?
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 months ago in Poets
Going Down The Tubes.. Content Warning.
Going Down The Tubes. By Ross E F Lombardi . The pipes are leaking The relentlessly hungry drain in gapping The fingers are clawing,
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 months ago in Poets
HEROES ALL.
HEROES ALL. By Ross E F Lombardi. . I raise this glass in cheer. A toast... To those looking at a ceiling. To those crying without tears.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 months ago in Poets

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Throw it away? Both VHS Tapes AND Emotions.

Going 'full on', 'L' Macbeth with this Arse!. Content Warning.

Inappropriate sexting of women IS wrong... But.... Content Warning.

Susan

Two for Christmas

Modern dating, all-round for everyone sucks.. Top Story - December 2025. Content Warning.

I'm waching porn I do that So do lots of people!. Content Warning.

HELP a poem.... Content Warning.

HONEST AND REAL.

SEX Questions. Content Warning.

Going Down The Tubes.. Content Warning.

HEROES ALL.

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