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Other Countries, According To Our News

Boiling foreign countries down to adjectives

By Scott Christenson🌴Published 11 months ago Updated 11 months ago 3 min read
Other Countries, According To Our News
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Let's face it - there are not many plot twists in the way our journalists write about other countries. Our top media outlets cover international news like a bad season of House of Cards. One where all the characters do exactly what you expect them to, and that lasts for decades.

These clearly intelligent journalists could write about the incredible, smart people in other countries doing unique creative things; they could write about their kindness, humor, and humanity, but they don't. 

They stick to the script.

Summarizing the last ten years of New York Times coverage, each country's character arc, with very few exceptions, is:

Central and South America = Crime, crime, crime, all of the time.

Japan = Weird culture (and aging).

South Korea = A new, cooler version of Japan.

China = Authoritarian oppression.

New York TImes Archives Screenshot

India = Poverty.

Thailand and Malaysia = Political coups.

The EU = An economy perpetually four steps behind the US.

Sweden/Norway = Rich but boring blond socialists.

New York TImes Archives Screenshot

France = Political protests

Middle East = War (what is it good for?)

Muslim Countries = Female Oppression (except for Saudi Arabia which is making progress!)

Israel = Marvel superheroes fighting an alien invasion.

Ukraine = Marvel superheroes fighting an alien invasion.

Russia = Lord Voldemort's evil horde.

Afghanistan = Better when we owned it.

New York TImes Archives Screenshot

South Africa = Low-key better when we owned it.

Central Africa, Indonesia, Kazakhstan, Pacific Islands = literally don't exist

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In the English language press, the English-speaking countries get slightly better treatment:

US = the center of everything.

UK = amazing history and culture, which previously was the center of everything.

Canada = Soft spoken people with great humor, sorry.

Ireland = Where charming elven-like beings drink Guinness.

Australia = Stunning wildlife and amazing adventurers !

New Zealand = An amazing place to escape to, after all the places listed above destroy the planet !

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Author's Note: I don't agree with any of the takes above, and hope we can start speaking of people in other countries in the same way we speak of people in our own.

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Please drop your thoughts and summaries of any other countries I missed into the comment section. Unless you're from Tajikistan and then don't bother.

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Appendix

Here’s a summary of the main international topics covered by The New York Times from 1990 to 2023, highlighting key themes for each year:

1990s

  • 1990: Reunification of Germany; Gulf War and U.S. involvement.
  • 1991: Collapse of the Soviet Union; rise of independent states in Eastern Europe.
  • 1992: Balkan Wars; humanitarian crises in former Yugoslavia.
  • 1993: Oslo Accords; peace process between Israel and Palestine.
  • 1994: Genocide in Rwanda; NAFTA discussions.
  • 1995: Oklahoma City bombing; international terrorism concerns.
  • 1996: Expansion of NATO; conflicts in Chechnya.
  • 1997: Asian financial crisis; return of Hong Kong to China.
  • 1998: Iraq sanctions; U.S. military strikes against Iraq.
  • 1999: Kosovo War; NATO intervention in the Balkans.

2000s

  • 2000: U.S. presidential election controversy; global economic concerns.
  • 2001: September 11 attacks; War on Terror begins.
  • 2002: U.S. invasion of Afghanistan; rise of Al-Qaeda.
  • 2003: Iraq War; debates over weapons of mass destruction.
  • 2004: Tsunami in Southeast Asia; political unrest in Ukraine (Orange Revolution).
  • 2005: Hurricane Katrina; global climate change discussions.
  • 2006: North Korea's nuclear tests; conflict in Lebanon.
  • 2007: Financial crisis begins; tensions in Iran.
  • 2008: Global financial crisis; election of Barack Obama.
  • 2009: H1N1 pandemic; discussions on healthcare reform.

2010s

  • 2010: Arab Spring; protests across the Middle East.
  • 2011: Civil war in Syria; death of Osama bin Laden.
  • 2012: Rise of populism; ongoing conflict in Afghanistan.
  • 2013: Edward Snowden revelations; U.S.-Russia relations.
  • 2014: Ukraine crisis; annexation of Crimea by Russia.
  • 2015: Syrian refugee crisis; Paris climate agreement.
  • 2016: Brexit vote; U.S. presidential election and global implications.
  • 2017: North Korea missile tests; rise of authoritarianism.
  • 2018: U.S.-China trade war; global climate protests.
  • 2019: Hong Kong protests; impeachment inquiry against Trump.

2020s

  • 2020: COVID-19 pandemic; global health crisis and economic fallout.
  • 2021: U.S. Capitol riot; continued pandemic response and vaccine distribution.
  • 2022: Russia's invasion of Ukraine; global energy crisis.
  • 2023: Ongoing conflicts in Ukraine; discussions on climate change and sustainability.

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About the Creator

Scott Christenson🌴

Born and raised in Milwaukee WI, living in Hong Kong. Hoping to share some of my experiences w short story & non-fiction writing. Have a few shortlisted on Reedsy:

https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts/author/scott-christenson/

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  • Marlena Guzowski11 months ago

    We are lucky in that we speak a couple of languages. So, when anything big happens my husband listens to the German, Spanish and Russian news after the North American news. He's a bit overboard in my opinion BUT, what he says is true: after listening to 4 different biased perspectives he finally has most of the facts of a situation!

  • Gene Lass11 months ago

    Accurate.

  • Lightning Bolt ⚡11 months ago

    This is eye opening, Scott. I was just cruising along to get something else here on Vocal and just the title drew me in. And I didn't know any of this. I appreciate this article!

  • Good one Scott. I’d change one, the U.S. from “the center of everything” to “the laughing stock of the world.”

  • Mother Combs11 months ago

    Interesting article, Scott <3 My opinion is all the good reporters died out long ago. Back when news was reported with an unbiased view.

  • Caroline Craven11 months ago

    Great article Scott. I’m a Brit living in the US - I don’t rely on the American news outlets for info as they are so biased on party lines. It seems to have got worse in recent weeks.

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