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This Goose Was Cooked
A pilot was reincarnated He died flying too lubricated He’s back as a goose But still flying loose Though still a bit inebriated
By Earl W. Pearlabout a year ago in Poets
Random Poems
Be very unhinged Make me stop in my tracks And go back and reread that Say the unexpected Make me question what you wrote
By L.I.Eabout a year ago in Poets
Cotton Tailed Corgi
One day dropped off at the neighbor's next door Not by the Easter bunny or the baby delivery stork But the human owner who had about a hundred more
By McKenzie McQuadeabout a year ago in Poets
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION
This blizzard isn’t stopping This cave is getting cold I know it isn’t likely But I’d like to make it home Supplies ran out three days ago
By Aaron Morrisonabout a year ago in Poets
No Density
Ah... filled cites a release. An innocence, which really Didn't do anything drastic. In the beginning, maybe it A "densifulness" society.
By K.A. Smithabout a year ago in Poets
The Book Borrower
She walked in Glared at me As I sat there Bewildered How could you? She questioned
By KA Stefana about a year ago in Poets
A.L.F.
Arriving hungry Lighting our lives with laughter Feline devourer Thank you for reading my work. If you enjoyed this story, there’s more below. Please hit the like and subscribe button, you can follow me on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @AtomicHistorian. To help me create more content, leave a tip or become a pledged subscriber. I also make stickers, t-shirts, etc here.
By Atomic Historianabout a year ago in Poets
Little Spider In My Drawers
Little spider in my drawer, How dare you intrude in my space! You don't know what's hiding in there, And my pants are made of lace,
By Carol Ann Townendabout a year ago in Poets
Rain
Rain falling on my head, Now I need a bar of soap, The sky thinks I smell!
By Carol Ann Townendabout a year ago in Poets
Oops
Childish whimsy of Popping ballon’s up above Landing may be rough
By JBazabout a year ago in Poets
Ah, Crap
ah shit, keech, ass choc raining down on us, our cars Pigeon, seagull, shit * Thanks for reading! Author's Notes: Keech is a slang word used in various parts of Scotland for bird poo. You're welcome. Definitely the last one. Now. I feel certain I am the only one to tackle birds pooing for the Sky-Ku challenge. I am happy with that.
By Paul Stewartabout a year ago in Poets
Ode To Seagulls
your food, they'll snatch it sneaky but loud winged buggers seagulls on the prowl * Thanks for reading! Author's Notes: Last One. No Apologies.
By Paul Stewartabout a year ago in Poets