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Cotton Tailed Corgi

Inspired by CatDog

By McKenzie McQuadePublished about a year ago 1 min read
Cotton Tailed Corgi
Photo by Florencia Potter on Unsplash

One day dropped off at the neighbor's next door

Not by the Easter bunny or the baby delivery stork

But the human owner who had about a hundred more

He owned each a dog and a rabbit, and both indulged in the same bad habit

This threw him into a great panic

If had to feed them all, in about a week they would turn him poor

Cotton Tailed Corgi Cotton Tailed Corgi

Dog and a rabbit got together and created a Cotton Tailed Corgi

Floppy eared rabbit and fluffy tailed Corgi

Got together and created a Cotton Tailed Corgi

Frustrated owner 'cause his doggie couldn't control his boner

Now he wished he lived all aloner

Without all of his Cotton Tailed Corgis

Runnin' and a bouncing in the house all over

While he's in the backyard searching for a four-leaf clover

For a little luck of gettin' rid of all these things he's named a different number Rover

Cotton Tailed Corgi Cotton Tailed Corgi

Dog and a rabbit got together and created a Cotton Tailed Corgi

Floppy eared rabbit and fluffy tailed Corgi

Got together and created a Cotton Tailed Corgi

childrens poetryFor FunFree Versehumornature poetrysocial commentarySong Lyricssurreal poetry

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McKenzie McQuade

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  • L.I.Eabout a year ago

    Haha 😂 great story…love this fun poem. It can be turned into a nursery rhyme.

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