Stupid Cell Phone
Time to Rise and - Well, Maybe Not.
Obnoxious music
Shatters my peaceful slumber
Now my screen is cracked
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Ever have one of those mornings? Thanks for reading!
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Dana Crandell
Dad, Stepdad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.
Poet, Writer, Editor, Photographer, Artist and Tech/Internet nerd.
My first published poetry collection: Life, Love & Ludicrosity
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Comments (13)
Hi D - Speaking of Cells - Please do me a favor and view my 'Tush~Tickle'...Things are so 'Clicky' on this site of late with your bff Mikey's Schtick and other Youngin' circles...that I'm so far out of the loop that it saddens me that no one has an interest in just a simple StoryTeller. Happy New Year, old bud, j-bud
Did you hit it?! You know it's cheaper just to switch to a less annoying ringtone 😜
lol, not what I expected. Love it
hahaha, much better than mine. Definitely more accurate
So relatable, that just destroy my whole day .
Haha! Very relatable!
I have one of those mornings almost all the time and why am I not subscribed to you? Correcting that now!
Love it!
Hee hee. Oops! Well done.
I've definitely had those mornings! My only question is...were you dancing to the obnoxious music in your dream before you woke up? 😅
Stupid Cell Phone
Relatable!!! Fabulous!!!💖💖💕
Yup, there have been times if it wasn’t for my ringtone 🙆♀️ nice job