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Butt Blues

This Haiku is Shitty

By Lightning Bolt ⚡Published 3 years ago Updated 3 years ago 1 min read

Dutch oven sorrows

Taco Bell flatulence reeks

Amassed ass gas passed

heartbreak

About the Creator

Lightning Bolt ⚡

Bolt aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar epileptic⚡🧠 Taco Bell Futurist 🌮🔔

Top 📚s inHumor = Memes & LSD & Hell🔥Creepy Crazy Fiction⚡🩸Thrash!!🩸🔪

Poetry ~ Challenge ~ Winners!

Demons & Phobias & Prophets, oh my!

WiERd but not from Oz. 🤷

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  • Demetrious Kelley3 years ago

    😂🤣😂

  • Kim3 years ago

    Lol, respect

  • Gosh! This reeked so bad! Lol!

  • Your haiku stinks :) Great work

  • Tiffany Gordon3 years ago

    Bravo!! 😁

  • This Haiku is Shitty...Most of them are!!!

  • D-Donohoe3 years ago

    Love the connection!

  • Babs Iverson3 years ago

    Lol!!! Loving you humorous one!!!💕😊💖

  • Heather Hubler3 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! And, you're back!! That was clever and funny :)

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