And The Winner Is...
a conclusion to a previous challenge
"The award goes to..."
All of you! But really...
Winners list below
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Yes, yes...well done Slytherin, well done Slytherin...but some last minute points must be awarded. Thank you everyone who participated! Winners below:
One that made me laugh the most:
"C.G.I. Bukkake" is tremendous use of five syllables (is it five syllables? The counter says yes. I'm not convinced. Damned the rules! Evoke the anarchy of the artists!)
I'm still giggling. I'm also a child.
Second Place:
"What's in the box?!" may only be four syllables, but Paul found a way to make it work.
There were so many of these it was tough to grade. I very much enjoyed how so many of you were able to reduce the plots of theses esteemed (and very much not esteemed, dare I say repugnant) films. I wish I had the dollars laying around to award all of you!
But without further ado...
Our winner
Reductive and hilarious, this entry nailed Ryan Reynolds's tone perfectly. Haven't seen the movie and I have no problem imagining this scene/conversation.
Thanks for participating everyone! Awards are on the way!
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Matthew J. Fromm
Full-time nerd, history enthusiast, and proprietor of arcane knowledge.
Here there be dragons, knights, castles, and quests (plus the occasional dose of absurdity).
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Comments (21)
Great challenge! Congrats to the excellent, creative winners!👏
Hmm, I'm with you. "C.G.I. Bukkake" ought to be six syllables (at least from the way I've heard "bukkake" pronounced), but what do I know? Another word for the research pile! The NSFW research pile, in this case . . .
And the winner is YOU!!! Well at least honourable mention for the most discussed story this week! Congrats Matthew!
lovely piece
Loving it!!!❤️❤️💕
I had a lot of fun reading many of these. Thanks for the fun challenge Matthew!! 😄
Congrats to all of the winners!
Wooohooooo congratulations to Jason, Paul and Addison! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
Congrats to the winners. There were so many great entries. 👏
Congratulations to the winners of this super fun challenge!
Love this!! Congrats to the winners and thank you Matthew for hosting this great challenge!! 🎉
Congrats to all.
All of these entries were so funny and so good. Congratulations to your winners!
I have enjoyed reading some of the entry. I feel everyone is a winner. Congratulations!!!
Hahaha! Addison’s was funny as all hell. I enjoyed them all, as well as participating. Congrats to the winners and thank you for hosting, Matt!
Thanks for setting up the challenge and congrats to the winners. Hooray Deadpool!
I loved this one! I intended to enter with the one I left in the comments and forgot 😂
Thanks for the fun challenge! I'm honored to have brought chuckles abroad. I loved reading many other reviews and I know you had your work cutout as the judge. I'd like to thank the academy and of course the internet for the irreparable damage to my mind resulting in the deviancy that now brings joy to others. :)
This was a great challenge!! And those winners understood the assignment :)
Hey, I went through the list read each one on order the saw the winner….me. Thank you Matthew this was fun to do and take a break from reality. I laughed at so many entries and was impressed by others. Smile on my face all day….achieved. Now where is that lube?
Oh, wow! An OSCAR. I honestly, am glad that Addison's was the one you laughed at most, because it still fucking kills me. lol. Because, child. I would also draw attention to his Sunbeams entry for the Sky-ku challenge as it is similarly hilarious. Simialrly, with Jason. So succinct, hilarious and tells you everything without telling you anything. Well done, Addison and Jason because they were both excellent and thank you, Matthew for the nod too! This was a great challenge, so well done on that front too!