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This is for Matthew Fromm's bad movie review challenge 😁

By L.C. SchäferPublished about a year ago 1 min read
50 shades of sh...
Photo by Wojciech Dąbek on Unsplash

bad twilight fan fic

He's abusive, but he's rich 🤷‍♀️

I didn't watch it

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  • Testabout a year ago

    Hahah! I feel like I don't have to watch it now, you've sold me on it wasn't that great and I believe you!!

  • The Invisible Writerabout a year ago

    I know right

  • Addison Mabout a year ago

    Haha great work! The statement of bad twilight fan-fiction implies the existence of good twilight fan-fiction which I find puzzling haha.

  • Antoni De'Leonabout a year ago

    Twilight, nope, not for me. Just seeing this challenge. Love the short and sweet.

  • Caroline Cravenabout a year ago

    Haha! This was FAB! I still wonder why the books were so popular!?

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    Haha. Me neither.

  • If it's done by a hot rich man, it's appealing. If it's done by an ugly dude, it's sexual harrasment. People are just so dumb

  • John Coxabout a year ago

    Me neither. Pretty sure we didn’t miss much!

  • Cindy Calderabout a year ago

    Ha! Fairly accurate!

  • Daphsamabout a year ago

    Hahaha, this was so funny!

  • Paul Stewartabout a year ago

    haha I have one for this in my drafts on Vocal! yours is better tho! well done!

  • Hannah Mooreabout a year ago

    I watched this once when I had a migraine. All the adverts were for "middle aged woman" products. I don't know, mop heads or spanx, those kind of things.

  • Marilyn Gloverabout a year ago

    You didn't miss much, trust me. Your title has me cracking up. NIcely done!

  • Lamar Wigginsabout a year ago

    😅🤩 Hilarious title. I didn’t watch it either. I Feel I’m not missing anything.

  • Dana Crandellabout a year ago

    The title had me laughing! Good choice, gooder review!

  • Heather Hublerabout a year ago

    Haha!! I've only seen bits and pieces of the first one. I like Jamie Dornan, they should've just kept his accent. They change shit all the time, why not?

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