Wit

The Marriage Proposal Mix-Up
In the heart of Gulab Nagar—a town where news travels faster than a scooter with a flat tire—lived a young man named Shani. At 26, he was what you might call selectively ambitious. He could nap for eight hours straight without interruption, debate the best chai spot in town for hours, and had once written a 10-page essay on why socks are overrated. But when it came to jobs? He preferred to “explore his options.”
By meerjanan5 months ago in Humor
“The Misadventures of Mr. Bashir’s Goat”
In the sleepy village of Chamanpur, where the rooster crowed like a clock and the gossip traveled faster than the wind, lived a man named Mr. Bashir. He was a man of stature—both in height and in self-opinion. With a thick, well-groomed mustache that curled at the ends like a vintage cartoon villain’s, and a waistcoat that strained just a little too hard across his belly, Bashir carried himself like a man who’d never lost an argument.
By meerjanan5 months ago in Humor
Congratulations, You’re Real!
Do you ever hear a recording of yourself and realize the voice other people hear is completely different from the one in your head?
By S. M. Shogan5 months ago in Humor
Miss Gloria Goes Grocery Shopping. Top Story - August 2025.
Before I get this story going I just want to announce that I will be putting Rate-O-Rama on hold for a while as I am unable to write the new gloria adventures and continue Blackbird Fly and Voices while also doing Rate-O-Rama. R-O-R is my lowest rated of these four so for now it will be on vacation. Thank you, RHC
By Rick Henry Christopher 5 months ago in Humor
Loyalty Cards, Punch Cards, and Other Ways I’ve Sold My Soul for a Free Smoothie...
Dear Consumer of Questionable Judgment and Excellent Taste... At some point in modern history, we collectively decided that our eternal devotion could be purchased for the low, low price of one free coffee after ten visits. And like moths to a punch-card-shaped flame, we said, “Yes. Take my loyalty. Take my email. Take my identity. I want that medium iced latte with oat milk and the crushing weight of consumer debt.”
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
A collection of Dad Scenarios
. A collection of Dad Scenarios Things that have actually happed to me as a dad (before the divorce) . A Dad Scenario 1
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 months ago in Humor
Cold Pizza, Hot Opinions: A Field Guide to Foods That Slap (or Betray) the Next Day
Greetings, fellow fridge-raiders! 🍕🥡 At some point, we all stand in front of our refrigerator in the dim light of 2:14 a.m., staring at a Tupperware container like it’s a treasure chest of questionable decisions. Inside could be divine second-day magic… or culinary treason that smells like regret and broken dreams.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
I Shouldn’t Be Your Boss! (But here we are, aren’t we?)
Becoming a manager is exactly like falling down an escalator in slow motion: technically, you’re rising, but also you’re getting your ass handed to you one step at a time. There’s blood. There’s confusion. People are watching. Some are laughing. One guy is filming. You get it.
By S. M. Shogan5 months ago in Humor
My Epic Fail at Yoga Class
By Nadeem Shah I had one simple goal: stretch a little, breathe deeply, and finally prove to my overworked body that I wasn’t trying to kill it. So, naturally, I signed up for a beginner’s yoga class at the local community center—a place where, I assumed, beginners were welcomed with open arms and maybe a free granola bar.
By Nadeem Shah 5 months ago in Humor
I Said "Come Over." I Didn’t Mean "Undress My Soul.". Content Warning.
This story is HER point of view. Read MY point of view here: (link) It was late. I wasn’t thinking clearly. I wasn’t drunk, just… hollow in that floaty, post-breakup way, where attention feels like medicine and silence feels like a threat.
By Samarel5 months ago in Humor
She said 'come over'. Her dog said: Don't!
Around midnight, she said it—casually, carelessly, with the kind of digital shrug only a seasoned flirt can pull off: “Come see me.”
By Samarel5 months ago in Humor
Signs Humanity Is on Thin Ice with the Universe
🚨 Galactic Situation Report: The Universe has officially issued humanity a warning notice, and it’s about as passive-aggressive as a note from a neighbor about your trash cans.
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor