Parody
They were the Best of Memes, They were the Worst of Memes
I'm seriously out of control! Someone should seriously stop me! I'm having too much fun! Okay. I won't stop. I published this stuff originally in a Place-That-Shall-Remain-Nameless (🤐the Journal Community) before there was a proper place at Vocal for comedy. Recently I've been migrating shit over here, where it belongs. I've updated this routine and removed all those contagious Covid jokes that weren't funny at all. All they did was cause inflation. My Bad. 🤷
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
Adventures of Every Employee and Their Boss
Introduction: The Corporate Comedy Show We All Know Working in the corporate world is an experience like no other. It's a blend of everyday surprises, endless meetings, and that one boss who somehow makes things extra interesting. Here are 10 truths about the boss-employee relationship that any seasoned office worker will instantly recognize - and laugh about, too.
By Yogesh Raghavabout a year ago in Humor
We Don't Stop Meme-ing Because It Grows Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Meme-ing . Top Story - April 2022.
I've written several 'comedy routines' inspired by the memes I yank from my Facebook feed. I call this series Meme-ing For Laughs. I started writing this crap a long time ago, before Vocal had a Humor Community. I'm now in the process of migrating all those guffaws over here— to their proper place in the Humor Community! This one previously won a Top Story thingie!!! ⚡😁👍
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
Brahma Rakshasa and Fear: The Paradox of Knowledge and Torment
Brahma Rakshasa and Fear: The Paradox of Knowledge and Torment The concept of the Brahma Rakshasa finds its origins in Indian mythology, weaving a complex narrative about fear, knowledge, and the consequences of untamed ambition. A Brahma Rakshasa, as described in ancient Hindu texts, is a learned soul who, despite attaining immense knowledge of the Vedas and scriptures, falls prey to arrogance or fails to pass on his wisdom selflessly. As punishment, he is cursed to exist as a Rakshasa—a demonic entity. This being, who once embodied enlightenment, now roams the earth in a state of torment, consumed by an eternal struggle between wisdom and his monstrous form.
By Dipak Pawarabout a year ago in Humor
TEST DRIVE
THERE WAS ONLY ONE RULE... DON'T OPEN THE DOOR. There was a nagging thought in the back of my mind somewhere past the left brain, and a definite weight on the right; but It was the pertinent issue at hand. He pushed his arm forward to leave the building with the keys handed him by the service agent. A nod and glinted eye from the man across the room gave him courage to push one leg in the same direction and he was gone. Back inside the RV, the group was waiting for him to return with a price quote. He handed it over to the man in the wheelchair. He also handed him the keys. As he stepped toward the toilet room he heard the engine of the motorhome start. As it did, the doors locked... a mechanism designed for safety of the inhabitants. Seconds later the RV was moving, rolling toward the voyage of a test drive. Prostate issues kept him moving and darned if he couldn't remember what the man had said when he dropped the key into his hand. Whichever the word, Sammy, the man in the wheelchair, could handle his own needs and Veteran Affairs was giving him the money to buy this thing if they liked it. From the toilet room window he could see trees and traffic whizzing past. His bladder was not answering the immediacy of his own needs. Sammy and George could handle the drive around the cloverleaf entry and exit on the highway, and he hoped not to miss the view and excitement of the dashboard panel options. The RV sped up snatching him from the toilet seat causing him the throw his arms up to brace against a fall. As he did he smeared a small bit of feces and stood to wipe it off the wall. Minutes later he exited the room staggering toward the other three men near the front end. "Hey man, this thing is what we need! Ya know... there's thatthing my guy got goin on downstate somewhere..." He fumbled through his pockets for a note, "...here it is. It's a gig to last about a month or so." The faces looking back at him were reassuring enough to go on; "There's $25 thousand or so for the roles of cameo and a stand-in." "That's each man. No lines. The stand-in gets some movement role... I can't... I don't remember what they said but this is where we got to go for those to sign on. They just got to get a look at ya to decide if ya look like what they need.. youknow how that works. Sammy. that chair is your ticket in." Sammy's head slipped a bit as he struggled to be a part of the group and watch the road." Veteran Affairs was known to adapt vehicles for disabled veterans... as needed. This test drive would give him an idea of how to fill out his form.
By Carmen JimersonCross-Safieddineabout a year ago in Humor
The Meme-ing of Halloween is Candy
Happy Halloween, fearless readers!!! 🎃 🎼🎵🎶 It's the most ghastacular time of the year!! 👻👻👻 This funky, spunky, chunky, phantasmagorical edition of Meme-ing Madness was originally published in the Journal a previous Halloween, before the creation of a Humor Community. This collection of monstrous insanity has been revamped for the holiday at hand! It comes with an especially wicked _____WARNING!!!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
