Irony

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⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ ⚡WARNING: This story has entirely too many WARNINGS! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!! THIS IS NOT A TEST! { It's more like a trial.}
By Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago in Humor
*The Great Mango Heist*
In the thick of a July afternoon, when the sun hung heavy and the air smelled like warm earth and ripe fruit, the mango trees of Ahmedpur wore their golden bounty with pride. And none shone brighter than Haji Saab’s ancient Chaunsa tree—its branches sagging under the weight of mangoes so sweet, people swore they could make a grumpy uncle crack a smile.
By meerjanan5 months ago in Humor
The Marriage Proposal Mix-Up
In the heart of Gulab Nagar—a town where news travels faster than a scooter with a flat tire—lived a young man named Shani. At 26, he was what you might call selectively ambitious. He could nap for eight hours straight without interruption, debate the best chai spot in town for hours, and had once written a 10-page essay on why socks are overrated. But when it came to jobs? He preferred to “explore his options.”
By meerjanan5 months ago in Humor
Mildred’s Coffee Shop Takeover
“Caffeine, Sass, and One Very Surprised Barista” Mildred Thompson didn’t just enter Benny’s Beans Café — she exploded through those doors like a caffeinated whirlwind. Oversized sunglasses masking eyes sharp as shattered glass. Heels clicking like a drumline gone rogue. The clock? 8:12 a.m. But time? It practically stopped, holding its breath. Muffins trembled. Baristas froze mid-pour. Even a stray cat outside paused, whiskers twitching.
By Umar Amin5 months ago in Humor
Gloria at the Post Office
👵🏼👵🏼👵🏼👵🏼👵🏼 Gloria at the Post Office Debbie slid the car into the post office lot like she was docking a ship. She squinted through the windshield, scanning for a spot that wouldn’t require Gloria to walk more than ten steps. “Alright, Miss Gloria, this should be in-and-out. We just mail your package and get back before the ice cream decides to become soup.”
By Umar Amin5 months ago in Humor
“The Misadventures of Mr. Bashir’s Goat”
In the sleepy village of Chamanpur, where the rooster crowed like a clock and the gossip traveled faster than the wind, lived a man named Mr. Bashir. He was a man of stature—both in height and in self-opinion. With a thick, well-groomed mustache that curled at the ends like a vintage cartoon villain’s, and a waistcoat that strained just a little too hard across his belly, Bashir carried himself like a man who’d never lost an argument.
By meerjanan5 months ago in Humor
Congratulations, You’re Real!
Do you ever hear a recording of yourself and realize the voice other people hear is completely different from the one in your head?
By S. M. Shogan5 months ago in Humor
Miss Gloria Goes Grocery Shopping. Top Story - August 2025.
Before I get this story going I just want to announce that I will be putting Rate-O-Rama on hold for a while as I am unable to write the new gloria adventures and continue Blackbird Fly and Voices while also doing Rate-O-Rama. R-O-R is my lowest rated of these four so for now it will be on vacation. Thank you, RHC
By Rick Henry Christopher 5 months ago in Humor
Ingmar Bergman's "Jaws". Top Story - August 2025.
In 1975, a film was released that changed the game forever. The young director behind the camera would become a legend and one of the most successful filmmakers of all time. And the world noticed. Other directors noticed. One of them was a Swedish filmmaker who was already a legend in the world of cinema.
By Kendall Defoe 5 months ago in Humor
My Epic Fail at Yoga Class
By Nadeem Shah I had one simple goal: stretch a little, breathe deeply, and finally prove to my overworked body that I wasn’t trying to kill it. So, naturally, I signed up for a beginner’s yoga class at the local community center—a place where, I assumed, beginners were welcomed with open arms and maybe a free granola bar.
By Nadeem Shah 6 months ago in Humor
How I Accidentally Became the Office Meme
By Nadeem Shah Let me start by saying this: I never intended to become the subject of an office-wide meme. I’m a normal guy. I drink my coffee, meet my deadlines, and generally try to avoid public humiliation. But fate, fluorescent lighting, and one very poorly placed power cord had other plans for me.
By Nadeem Shah 6 months ago in Humor
The First Day – Part 3 (The Finale)
Unlike other multi-parters I’ve done on the platform, this one is not meant to be self-contained, so I highly recommend you start at the beginning if you’re new to Jason Nightingale.
By Stephen A. Roddewig6 months ago in Humor