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LIVE AT 6: HALLOWEEN CHAOS SWEEPS THE NATION
POMP BAY, USA — 7:03 P.M. Another live, holiday report from your trusted name in news, The Pompous Post! The streets are alive tonight dear viewers, as costumed civilians flood the suburbs in what officials are calling “an organized candy extraction operation, with light property damage.” Visibility remains low due to fog machines, vape clouds, and that one guy who burned twenty pumpkin-scented incense sticks at the antique store.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour: With Guest Supermodel Davania
The Board Meeting Heading a staff meeting, Trixie greeted the team gathered in the boardroom. “Good morning, team! Jason, always a pleasure. Gloria, radiant as ever. Rafael, thanks for not ghosting us. And Karla, welcome back to the circus.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 months ago in Humor
Why You Never Insult A Midget. Content Warning.
At a young age, I was never really one to filter my words. Whatever came to my mind, I just spat out without a care in the world. On one day during my 7th grade year in middle school, I had the chance encounter of meeting the smallest kid in my class. She was a midget, and certainly wasn't afraid of standing up for herself despite her small stature. During our school lunch hour, when everyone was standing in line to obtain their daily munchies, she stood behind me. She tapped my side and asked me if I would allow her to Chinese Cut in front of me. Now at that time, lunch was a dangerous time and nobody wanted to ever give up their spot. To her I said, "No way you short, fat midget". I turned around and just waited for the lunch line to move. Unbeknownst to me, I had lit a fire that should have never been lit and I got burned with it. The pain came right from my rump and it hurt like heck. I looked back with a quick turn of my head and saw her, literally biting my rear end with all her might.
By Toby Heward2 months ago in Humor
Rats Puns: Squeaky-Clean Wordplay That’ll Have You Chuckling! 🐭
Rats might get a bad rap, but they’re actually clever, curious, and—let’s admit it—pretty punny! Whether you’re a pet rat lover, a biology student, or just someone who enjoys a squeaky laugh, rat puns are perfect for adding some humor to your day. From cheesy one-liners to wordy whisker-twisters, this post will make you rat-tle with laughter. Let’s scurry into it!
By JokeJester3 months ago in Humor
Animated Jokes: Bringing Laughter to Life
Animation isn’t just about cartoons and movies—it’s a whole world of imagination, creativity, and, yes, laughter! Animated jokes are a playful way to combine humor with the colorful, exaggerated world of animation. Whether you’re a fan of classic cartoons, modern animated films, or even animated memes, there’s something magical about jokes that bring animated characters and scenarios to life. In this blog post, we’ll dive into the world of animated jokes, explore why they’re so popular, how to use them, and share a bunch of funny examples to brighten your day.
By JokeJester3 months ago in Humor
DINNER WEATHER: A Dense Fog of Apathy Has Settled Over the Region
[POMP BAY, USA] - A thick, flavorless fog of apathy has stalled over kitchens across the nation, leaving millions stranded in what experts are calling “an unprecedented supper standoff.” Expected to linger until someone other than your wife figures out what’s for supper.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
Finnish Jokes: Laughing Through the Land of a Thousand Lakes
Finland is famous for its stunning landscapes, saunas, Northern Lights, and, of course, a unique sense of humor. Finnish jokes capture the quirks of life in this Nordic country—from its chilly winters to the calm, stoic nature of its people.
By JokeJester3 months ago in Humor
Aaron Jokes: A Punny Tribute to Everyone Named Aaron
The name Aaron has been around for centuries, but it never gets old—especially when it comes to jokes! Whether you’re roasting your buddy named Aaron, crafting clever wordplay for social media, or just trying to get a laugh at a party, Aaron jokes are pure gold.
By JokeJester3 months ago in Humor
🪦 OBITUARY: “The One Houseplant You Overwatered Has Tragically Drowned.”
There are moments in life that test the strength of the human soul. A flat tire. A Wi-Fi outage. A Monday morning. And then… there is this... At precisely 2:47 p.m. on a sunny Tuesday, tragedy struck in Apartment 3B when Fiddleleaf Figgy Smalls, a once-vibrant houseplant of questionable resilience, was found slumped over in its pot. Waterlogged, leaf-limp, and spiritually soggy.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
