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I Miss My Hair
😜 I've had to admit that I'm going bald. For a while, I tried lying to myself. "Paul, you have more hair than ever." Yeah, right, like I'm going to believe someone with a bald head.
By Paul Pence2 years ago in Humor
Geminis Are Skeptics
😝 It's no fun being a skeptic. I don't get the comfort of reading a horoscope and knowing that today I will be a great day for avoiding sharp pointy objects, angry authority figures, and cheese fondue.
By Paul Pence2 years ago in Humor
Life Under the Glide Path
😜 My house is right at the end of the TF Green runway. Right the end of the runway used by 126462.18 airplanes each day, mostly before 7AM.
By Paul Pence2 years ago in Humor
Bgirl Yuika: The Dance Champion from Japan
Bgirl Yuika is a remarkable dancer from Tokyo, Japan. At just 17 years old, she's already a dance champion, winning the Battle of the Year Korea in 2022. Her incredible skills and dedication have earned her high rankings in various competitions, including the All Japan Breaking Championships. Yuika's passion for dance and her impressive achievements make her a rising star in the dance world. Currently preparing for the Paris Olympics 2024, she's proving that age is no barrier to pursuing big dreams! Let's meet Bgirl Yuika, an incredible dancer from Tokyo, Japan! She's done some amazing things, and we're here to tell you all about them.
By Haneul Dae2 years ago in Humor
The Great Adventure of Grocery Shopping: Navigating Aisle Ninjas and Cart Obstacles
In the busy world of everyday life, there is an epic trip that tests your courage, intelligence, and patience: going grocery shopping. Brave shoppers go into the maze-like aisles with nothing but their buying lists and the will to win. They face challenges like deciphering nutritional hieroglyphs and avoiding close encounters with other shoppers.
By Stephen Ochieng2 years ago in Humor
The Power Of A Smile
A young woman named Lily lived in the peaceful community of Serenityville, which was surrounded by glistening lakes and rolling hills. She was well-known across the community for her contagious smile, a source of warmth that could brighten even the darkest of days. But nobody was aware that the smile has a meaningful history.
By Bala Tahir Yunusa 2 years ago in Humor
How to Do a Brooklyn Accent
Exploring the Diverse Types of People That Call Brooklyn Home Brooklyn, the vibrant borough of New York City, is a melting pot of cultures, backgrounds, and personalities. It is renowned for its diversity, attracting a wide range of individuals who contribute to the unique fabric of the community. In this article, we will delve into the various types of people that call Brooklyn home, celebrating the richness and complexity of this amazing place.
By Bridget Bri2 years ago in Humor
Tutor Position
Dear ______ Tutors, My name is ______, and (I'm applying for this job because I know a lot about teaching, which means I can be a great tutor. I honestly just need some extra cash because I can barely afford anything! Not even a freaking subway footlong.) I'm a Masters student at ______insert fancy college. I focus on leadership, creative development, post-production, and business models specifically designed for the creative sector. At heart, I'm a screenwriter and teacher who wants to know the business side of the entertainment industry. (Business HA! Apparently, I can't even get my own finances in order.) I would be a great asset to the _______ Tutors team because I value collaboration, creativity, and empathy. (I'm great at trauma bonding with others and forming a tight-knit team of hardworking individuals. I think outside of the box, maybe a little too outside the box. I'm also extremely sensitive.)
By M2 years ago in Humor
Late Night Talk Show Intern. Top Story - August 2023.
Dear Late Night Talk Show People, Oh God, I really want to work here. My name is _______, and I'm seeking internships in entertainment development. (Me tell stories) At heart, I'm a performer, actress, and screenwriter. I'm curious about the business side of the entertainment industry because I one day want to lead the creative department of a film/television production company. (Even though I don't want to be, I'm great in administrative roles, and I force myself to be highly organized.) My collaboration, empathy, and authenticity values make me a great asset to the Late Night Team. I'm a fast learner, like IDK how to prove this other than the fact my high school graduation rank was 9/500...I guess that doesn't really prove anything other than I'm a try-hard. BUT can confidently say that I'm fun and your team would like me.
By M2 years ago in Humor
Rarest of All Moroccan Tree Goats Found
Author's preface: Those who are not familiar with my writings may not know that I have something of an obsession with argan oil. For some reason I find the Moroccan hair and beauty oil to be a source of endless comedic inspiration. So much so that I have published close to twenty stories now over the past three years which use argan oil as the main humorous element and plot point. For examples see here here here here here and here None of my writings are very popular, but my argan oil works rank among my least viewed or commented upon. It appears others do not necessarily find argan oil as hilarious as I do. That's OK and to be expected. I mean seriously, argan oil, wtf? How dumb of a thing is that to find funny? Great question, and yet for reasons I cannot explain, I do. In fact I am smiling and laughing to myself as I write these very words. Sometimes we write for others, and sometimes we write for ourselves. I rest content in the knowledge that someday the world will wake up to the truth. They will all realize what I have known for so long. Argan oil is just so damn funny! lol!
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
Threads of fate
Two souls who were destined to be linked together by the strands of fate resided in the charming village of Ndio tucked within a beautiful valley. With each stroke of her brush, Jane, a passionate artist with an endless curiosity, brought life to her canvas. In contrast, John was a shy botanist who found comfort in the companionship of plants and the secrets they muttered.
By MOSES @vocal2 years ago in Humor
Urban Symphony and Love's Journey in "Cityscape Hearts"
Two souls set out on a voyage that would forever alter their fates in the midst of a bustling city where skyscrapers kissed the sky and the streets buzzed with the beat of life. This is the tale of Valentine and Moses, a love story that took place among the turbulence of contemporary society.
By MOSES @vocal2 years ago in Humor